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Post by Star Stormz on Jul 3, 2022 23:48:13 GMT -5
PWS:APEX Presents: Tuesday Night Riot! Barclays Center; New York, New York Tag Team Match Fish N Chips vs. Richard Rider and a Mystery Opponent DEADLINE IS SUNDAY 7/10/22 at 11:59:59 PM EST 300 min, 5000 max
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Post by Spuds Guzzman Jr. on Jul 10, 2022 7:09:04 GMT -5
Everyone's favorite underdogs Fish N Chips did it again, scoring themselves a pretty impressive win. A team easily written off as a joke has proven that if people are too over zealous, or not careful enough they just might sneak a victory out on you. It makes one wonder if these guys are just that talented, perhaps its just mind-games, or perhaps Spuds Guzzman Jr is right, and it’s just some good ol’ fashioned POTATO POWER.
The cameras roll up to Guzzman farms, where Spuds is found, carrying two buckets down a dirt pathway, he notices the cameras with a smile
Spuds: Hello and welcome again friends! As usual it’s another busy day at Guzzman farms, just heading to the well to drum up some water. Squid-Man was supposed to be here, but I can’t seem to find him. Won’t stop me from a hard days work though, and I’m sure he’ll turn up.
He continues his walk, giving a little whistle to the tune of Old McDonald as he heads down the long dirt road.
Spuds: I was told since ol’ Squids and I won our second match, that they wanna see us again. I guess people seem to like us, people think we’re fun. Parents say their kids call us their favorite tag team ever, and one even told me their kid finally starting eating his potatoes because he wanted to be like me!, Well, I just think that’s fantastic, and Squids would say the same if he was here. Well, no. He would say I am a Squid, but you know what I mean.
He chuckles to himself, continuing along the path.
Spuds: What makes this exciting is we don’t even know who we get to face. We know Richard Rider is one, and how cool is that. Fun fact, I own all of his movies. I found them in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. They’re actually pretty funny, and he does a great job when his scene comes up. But really, who could his partner be?
Spuds gets a quizzical look, as he continues his trek.
Spuds: I know! Maybe it’s his brother Devon, the current Collateral Damage champion. The Rider brothers would be one hell of a tag team if you ask me.
This would be the part, where Squid-Man corrects Spuds that it’s Rider and Ryder, two different spellings and the two, to his knowledge are not related.
Spuds: Maybe some day. I guess for now, we just have to embrace the surprise. Whoever you may be mystery person, I hope you come prepared to deal with my POTATO POWER, and I hope you understand that Fish N Chips are sort of on a roll.
He pauses for a moment, and stops.
Spuds: Ooooo rolls sound good. I should ask Latke to make some potato rolls with dinner tonight.
He happily continues along his way
Spuds: I know everyone is excited about the big battle royal, to see who will face Cleo for the Big fancy gold belt, but we hope you enjoy what Squids and I bring you as well, we just want to put a smile on your kids faces, have fun and kick some butt.!
He smiles at the camera, as he finally reaches his destination of the well, dropping one bucket in, and lowering it down with an old fashioned crank.
Spuds: Richard and his secret friend…hey maybe it’s another famous actor! Like Carrot Top! Or maybe David Spade. It could really be anyone. Much fun!
He turns the crank, pulling back up one full bucket of water, which he sets by his side and starts cranking down the other.
Spuds: I guess it’s just going to have to remain a mystery, much like the mystery of where Squid-Man has disappeared to. Anyway, I’m sure both our partners will turn up for the match and our mysteries will both be solved, we won’t even need Scooby Doo and The gang!
He chuckles to himself again, as he draws up the second bucket, but it’s not water he pulls up, it’s…
Spuds: SQUIDS! There you are! What on earth were you doing down there?
Indeed, somehow Squid-Man is in the bucket, having been pulled up from the well. What WAS he doing down there?, And HOW did he even get there to begin with?
Squid-Man: I am a Squid.
A catchy little jingle plays, as a cartoon circle appears around Squid-Mans head, with Spuds shrugging in the background, as the words THE END are written across the screen.
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Post by Richard Rider on Jul 10, 2022 22:16:49 GMT -5
(The scene fades up in the back with Richard Rider standing in front of a mirror, brushing his luscious locks, with a smirk on his face.)
Richard Rider: So... a tag team match with a "Mystery Partner" for Riot? Does management hate Fish N Chips or something? Because that's just not fair. I have so many celebrities in my contact list... I could easily call upon any of them to show up this week to be my partner. I know soooo many accomplished MMA fighters I could bring in. What about RC? Oh, you know him better as Randy... you know, Randy Couture. He could knock out the squid and the potato guy no problem.
(He puts the brush down and pulls out his phone, and starts swiping.)
Richard Rider: Hell, I can take them on my own. I don't even need a trained fighter. I could get someone to just stand there and look pretty. What about... Jenn? You know... Anniston? OH! What about the Queen Bee herself, Beyonce? TALK ABOUT BRINGING IN A CROWD!! Maybe a Kardashian... I mean... Kim-Kim... that's what her FRIENDS call her... owes me one anyways. RDJ Loves a good charity act...
(He puts his phone down and looks straight into the camera)
Richard Rider: The point is... I don't NEED a tag partner to take out Calamari and Tater Tom. I hate that squid so much... He is like, obsessed with me! So.. I'll show him out there what happens when you mess with a Hollywood A-Lister such as myself. Neither of them will be able to find work again.
(He reaches down for his brush, but notices it's missing. He checks the floor and it's no where to be found He hears foot steps walking away from him getting quieter a he also swears he faintly hears "I AM A SQUID")
Richard Rider: IM GONNA KILL THAT DAMN CREATURE!!!
(He takes off as the scene fades to black)
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