Post by Laura Phoenix - HBIC on Aug 8, 2020 1:34:12 GMT -5
(The camera flickers to life, showing Laura in her office at the arena. She was standing behind her desk. In front of her was a notebook, and to the side of her desk was a medium size bingo ball tumbler. She smiled softly as the feed began.)
Laura Phoenix: Hello PWS:APEX fans! It’s me, the Head Bitch In Charge, Laura Phoenix, coming to you from my office where I am about to do something never before done in PWS history! As I stated on Riot, we are hosting a tournament and a Elimination Battle Royal for the contendership spots for our titles going into our next Pay-Per-View extravaganza, Dishonored. We decided to go for something new and exciting…
(She motions towards the bingo tumbler next to her, and picks up a sheet of paper from her desk.)
Laura Phoenix: In that tumbler contains the 18 names… in no particular order… Morgan Baker, Montgomery Creed, Lachlan Kane, Miles Kasey, Alexander King, Malachi, Alexis Makarios, Cleo Phillips, Kazimir Moskovitz, Alanah O’Connell, Richard Rider, Aiden Reynolds, T-Rexi, Dickie Watson, Dawn Warren, Sierra Williams, Jack Russow, and a surprise entrant that will be revealed on the upcoming Riot.
(She places the paper back down.)
Laura Phoenix: How this is going to work, is we are going to have 9 qualifiers, singles matches, 5 this week and 4 next week, containing those 18 superstars. The winners will go on to an Elimination battle royal on the go home show to Dishonored. In that battle royal, the winner will receive a shot at Mack McKane and the PWS:APEX World Title. The runner up will receive a shot at Bella Madison and the United Title. And finally, the 2nd runner up, or the last person eliminated before the final 2, will receive a shot at Heather Haze and the Collateral Damage Title. All 3 of these title matches will take place at Dishonored.
(She motioned towards the tumbler again.)
Laura Phoenix: And here is the biggest twist of them all! The qualifier matches will all be drawn 100% at random! THAT’S RIGHT! Anything can happen!!! I, for one, am excited to get the ball rolling and see what kind of insanity we are in for! Today, I will be drawing the 5 matches that will be taking place this week, the other 4 will be drawn live during Riot! So now, no more waiting! Let’s start drawing those names!!!
(She reaches over to the tumbler and rotates the handle a few times, sending the balls inside it tumbling about. She stops it and opens the door, reaching in she grabs out two. She opens both, puts the folded up papers in her hand, and puts the open ball on the desk.)
Laura Phoenix: Our first match is going to be…
(She unfolds both pieces of paper)
Laura Phoenix: Jack Russow… versus … Alexander King! WOW! Talk about starting STRONG!!! I knew things would be interesting but this… DAMN!
(She takes the 2 pieces of paper and uses thumbtacks to stick them in a bulletin board she had set up to the side. She reaches in and grabs 2 more balls, opens them, and holds the papers in her hands.)
Laura Phoenix: Match two! We have… Malachi … versus … OH MY! This couldn’t have been better… Malachi versus Miles Kasey!!! These two… just… I’m speechless!
(She pins these papers to the board as well and turns back. She tumbles the balls a few more times before reaching in and grabbing out 2 more, opening them, and holding the papers.)
Laura Phoenix: Match three! We have Sierra Williams … versus … T-Rexi! Man… things just keep heating up!!!
(She repeats the steps of pinning the names, grabbing 2 more out, opening, and holding the papers.)
Laura Phoenix: Match 4, our next to last one for today. We have… Alanah O’Connell … versus … Cleo Phillips! Two strong women are going to battle it out for a spot in that battle royal! One more match to draw today… it could be ANYTHING…
(One final time she pins the names, grabs 2 more, opens them, and holds the papers.)
Laura Phoenix: And our 5th qualifier is …. Montgomery Creed… versus … Dickie Watson!!!
(She pins those names on the board and stands back, looking at it proudly.)
Laura Phoenix: Now that is a hell of a strong first set of qualifiers, if I do say so myself! We got Jack Russow v Alexander King, Miles Kasey v Malachi, Sierra Williams v T-Rexi, Alanah O’Connell v Cleo Phillips, and Montgomery Creed v Dickie Watson!!! Tune in for these 5 matches on Riot this week, and to see the last 4 matches of the tournament drawn! Thanks for tuning in, and don’t miss a single second of this action!
(She smiles and nods towards the camera as it cuts to a PWS:APEX logo before fading to black)
Laura Phoenix: Hello PWS:APEX fans! It’s me, the Head Bitch In Charge, Laura Phoenix, coming to you from my office where I am about to do something never before done in PWS history! As I stated on Riot, we are hosting a tournament and a Elimination Battle Royal for the contendership spots for our titles going into our next Pay-Per-View extravaganza, Dishonored. We decided to go for something new and exciting…
(She motions towards the bingo tumbler next to her, and picks up a sheet of paper from her desk.)
Laura Phoenix: In that tumbler contains the 18 names… in no particular order… Morgan Baker, Montgomery Creed, Lachlan Kane, Miles Kasey, Alexander King, Malachi, Alexis Makarios, Cleo Phillips, Kazimir Moskovitz, Alanah O’Connell, Richard Rider, Aiden Reynolds, T-Rexi, Dickie Watson, Dawn Warren, Sierra Williams, Jack Russow, and a surprise entrant that will be revealed on the upcoming Riot.
(She places the paper back down.)
Laura Phoenix: How this is going to work, is we are going to have 9 qualifiers, singles matches, 5 this week and 4 next week, containing those 18 superstars. The winners will go on to an Elimination battle royal on the go home show to Dishonored. In that battle royal, the winner will receive a shot at Mack McKane and the PWS:APEX World Title. The runner up will receive a shot at Bella Madison and the United Title. And finally, the 2nd runner up, or the last person eliminated before the final 2, will receive a shot at Heather Haze and the Collateral Damage Title. All 3 of these title matches will take place at Dishonored.
(She motioned towards the tumbler again.)
Laura Phoenix: And here is the biggest twist of them all! The qualifier matches will all be drawn 100% at random! THAT’S RIGHT! Anything can happen!!! I, for one, am excited to get the ball rolling and see what kind of insanity we are in for! Today, I will be drawing the 5 matches that will be taking place this week, the other 4 will be drawn live during Riot! So now, no more waiting! Let’s start drawing those names!!!
(She reaches over to the tumbler and rotates the handle a few times, sending the balls inside it tumbling about. She stops it and opens the door, reaching in she grabs out two. She opens both, puts the folded up papers in her hand, and puts the open ball on the desk.)
Laura Phoenix: Our first match is going to be…
(She unfolds both pieces of paper)
Laura Phoenix: Jack Russow… versus … Alexander King! WOW! Talk about starting STRONG!!! I knew things would be interesting but this… DAMN!
(She takes the 2 pieces of paper and uses thumbtacks to stick them in a bulletin board she had set up to the side. She reaches in and grabs 2 more balls, opens them, and holds the papers in her hands.)
Laura Phoenix: Match two! We have… Malachi … versus … OH MY! This couldn’t have been better… Malachi versus Miles Kasey!!! These two… just… I’m speechless!
(She pins these papers to the board as well and turns back. She tumbles the balls a few more times before reaching in and grabbing out 2 more, opening them, and holding the papers.)
Laura Phoenix: Match three! We have Sierra Williams … versus … T-Rexi! Man… things just keep heating up!!!
(She repeats the steps of pinning the names, grabbing 2 more out, opening, and holding the papers.)
Laura Phoenix: Match 4, our next to last one for today. We have… Alanah O’Connell … versus … Cleo Phillips! Two strong women are going to battle it out for a spot in that battle royal! One more match to draw today… it could be ANYTHING…
(One final time she pins the names, grabs 2 more, opens them, and holds the papers.)
Laura Phoenix: And our 5th qualifier is …. Montgomery Creed… versus … Dickie Watson!!!
(She pins those names on the board and stands back, looking at it proudly.)
Laura Phoenix: Now that is a hell of a strong first set of qualifiers, if I do say so myself! We got Jack Russow v Alexander King, Miles Kasey v Malachi, Sierra Williams v T-Rexi, Alanah O’Connell v Cleo Phillips, and Montgomery Creed v Dickie Watson!!! Tune in for these 5 matches on Riot this week, and to see the last 4 matches of the tournament drawn! Thanks for tuning in, and don’t miss a single second of this action!
(She smiles and nods towards the camera as it cuts to a PWS:APEX logo before fading to black)