THE WYNN LAS VEGAS | LAS VEGAS, NEVADA | JULY 28TH, 2018
CROWN: “Alright, stay quiet, follow my lead, and we’ll be in and out in no time. Remember, we’re going straight to the vault. Turtle is giving us three minutes to grab everything we can and to get out before we trigger any alarms. This is it ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the greatest heist the world has ever seen.”
If you don’t have chills already, you will soon. Before we get too far, I go by PP and I’m going to be the narrator of what is a remarkable story that’s only just begun. You’ll learn more about me over the course of the story and why I go by PP, but let me catch you up to where we are this second. We’re currently in The Wynn Las Vegas Casino. Crown and the crew are getting ready to pull off exactly what he just said; the greatest heist the world has ever seen. Everyone has their masks on so their identities are safe. They just parked the Gruppe Orgee van and everyone is getting out. They are all wearing Gruppe Orgee gear so they will be able to walk right through.
CROWN: “Let’s use the elevator.”
That’s Crown. You’re going to be seeing a lot of him. The others, you may or may not. They get into the elevator and go down. The elevator stops and they get out to the room before the vault. There are guards all over, but with the disguises on, this should be a cake walk.
GUARD #1: “You guys looking for the vault? It’s right this way.”
The guard waves them on by and points towards the double doors that slide open the second they get near them. There’s another guard that looks directly at them.
GUARD #2: “Just use your keycards to get in. Let me know on the way back how the guy at the vault door is feeling.”
Crown and one of the other guys use their keycards to open the door. There’s a long, winding hall leading to the vault door. Once they get in, they reach the final guard that’s next to the door.
GUARD #3: “Y’all are here early! I wish they would’ve told me you were coming. I swear they never tell me anything.”
The guard gets the door open and the second he turns back to look at the crew, Crown hits him with a Superman Punch that knocks him the fuck out. The crew gets in and starts looting. Everyone goes opposite ways to cover the most ground. When they entered the room, the timer started. Three minutes is all they have to get in, get what they can, and get out. Crown and one other are hacking doors right now to get to the rest while the other two are looting what’s available.
CROWN: “This door is open, starting to hack the next one.”
CREW MEMBER #1: “I got this door open, looting what’s in here now.”
PP: “Let’s go, let’s go. Two minutes left, people.”
Oh, yeah. I’m the mastermind behind all of this. You’re gonna hate hearing my voice after a while. At least that’s what they’ve told me, but hey, gotta communicate to get the job done. Crown gets the final door open and everyone is looting away right now. Seems like we’re making good time. Some of the crew is already drilling deposit boxes. The final diamond has been collected and now Crown is drilling some deposit boxes.
PP: “Thirty seconds left. Let’s get out of here so we don’t trigger the alarms. If we don’t trigger them, we should just be able to walk right back out like we did coming in.”
Crown finishes the box he’s looting and then heads out of the loot room. Everyone makes it out with a couple seconds to spare. They turn back to look at the guard that’s still knocked unconscious.
CREW MEMBER #2: “Damn, Crown. You really knocked his ass out.”
CREW MEMBER #1: “He did look like a pussy.”
CROWN: “Do you want to find out what it feels like?”
At this point, everyone shuts the hell up and realizes where we are. They get back to the door to the long hallway and get it open. Walking through the long, winding walkway again, one of the crew looks at Crown.
CREW MEMBER #3: “Have you thought about training for boxing or wrestling? You pack a punch, I’m sure you’d be good at it.”
CROWN: “I’m good at what we’re doing this second, so let’s focus and get out of here. The mission isn’t complete yet.”
They reach the door leading right to the guards. Just like I said, they’re able to walk right through without anyone noticing a difference. The guard at the door looks directly at the crew again.
GUARD #3: “How’d the guard at the door look? We slipped him a couple laxatives at lunch today.”
The guard starts laughing uncontrollably and the crew just continues to walk through like nothing happened. When they reach the elevator, everyone steps in and click the button to take it up. The elevator stops at the floor they need to be on.
PP: “Okay, don’t freak out, but the guards noticed the vault was empty. Good news is they have no idea who did it or where you guys are. If you can go undetected, we should be good to go. You have disguises to change into in a room next to you. Find them, change, then just walk out like you came in.”
Crown pulls out his silenced pistol and signals the rest of the crew to stay where they are. A guard walks right past the elevator, so Crown shoots him right in the head. No cameras are around and no one heard since it was silenced.
CROWN: “Let’s go. The disguises are in the laundry room, but there’s a few guards along the way.”
If you hadn’t noticed by now, Crown is the leader of this group and everyone follows no matter what he says. They’ve never once been caught, so he obviously knows what he’s talking about. The rest of the crew follows behind him through a door. There’s a guard around the corner, but he’s got his back to the crew. Crown sneaks up behind and knocks him out. There’s another guard across the hallway, but he must be blind because he can’t see the crew sneaking by.
CROWN (whispering): “This room right here. Be careful, there might be someone on the other side.”One of the crew walks stealthily into the room and pulls out the silenced pistol. There’s a guard right where the disguises are, of course. Crown signals for one of them to go ahead and handle it since they’re closer. Let’s pause for a second. For him to trust someone during a time like this says something about this man. Usually he handles everything himself. Okay, moving along. The crew member has his back against a locker and peeks to see where the guard is. Without making a single noise, he aims at the guard’s head and pulls the trigger. The guard immediately falls to the ground.
CROWN: “Hell yeah. Great shot. Let’s get these on real quick and then we’ll be able to walk right on out.”
And just that happened. They got their disguises on and walked right on out. When they got outside, the place was surrounded by the feds, cops, swat, etc. Everyone and their mothers were here, but they had no idea what to look for. The crew came out to the side of the building and straight to the getaway vehicle. Not a soul saw them. They drove away, but still had to be careful as the streets were flooded also. Crown found an underground tunnel and pulled the car in there to lay low.
CREW MEMBER #1: “What do you all plan to do after this?”
CREW MEMBER #3: “I’m popping the Champagne bottle and chugging till the bottle is empty.”
CREW MEMBER #2: “YOU’RE NOT GOING TO SHARE?!”
CREW MEMBER #3: “Muthafucka, you realize how rich we are now? You think that’s going to be the only bottle there?”
Simultaneous laughter fills the car and everyone looks at Crown.
CREW MEMBER #2: “What about you, C?"
CROWN: “Well, I suppose now’s as good of a time as any.”
Confusion hits and they all wipe the smirks off their faces.
CROWN: “We’ve had a lot of fun and made a shit ton of money since all coming together as a team. After we secure the money, I think I’m calling it quits. Retirement sounds pretty good right about now and just lay low for a year or two.”
Everyone knew the bad news was coming, they just didn’t expect it so soon.
CROWN: “Sorry to bring the bad news after pulling off such a legendary heist, but it’s my time. We’ll definitely celebrate our success together, but this will be the last job I’ll be doing.”
PP: “The coast is clear. Head to the buyer to get the money then let’s CELEBRATE! Good shit, everyone. We just pulled off the great heist of all time and secured the MOTHER LOAD!
The car stayed silent for some time. Crown had to turn on the typical music you’d expect as the team drove off into the distance to push out some of the awkwardness.
That was it for the team. They got their money, partied all night long and the very next day, their lives would change forever. Crown disappeared and no one would hear from him for some time. The other crew members all went their separate ways as well. After pulling off the greatest heist of all time, it was the end of their story together, yet the beginning of a whole new story for Crown. Be patient, you’ll hear more soon.
OUTSIDE OF THE WYNN LAS VEGAS | LAS VEGAS, NEVADA | JULY 25TH, 2020
You thought you were done with me? We're in the present day now and I’m still around, baby! A lot has happened in between the greatest heist of all time and where we are today. I won’t spoil too much since Crown is just about ready, but he’ll be able to tell you everything. Speaking of which, he’s finally getting up there now. He’s on top of a building near The Wynn Las Vegas where it all went down a couple years ago. Figured it’d be a nice place to chill while some things come into play. I know you’re confused, but be patient.
Crown walks through the door with a bottle of tequila and a glass with ice in it. He sits on a chair that’s facing the casino and pours some of the tequila in it. Raising his glass at the casino, he starts to toast.
CROWN: “To a whole new beginning, hopefully one that will provide plenty of fulfillment and keep me busy. Lord knows I’ve been bored out of my fucking mind. I got money, but after a while shit just gets boring. Now I’ll be breaking bodies, winning gold, and fucking bitches. AMEN!”
We have a camera there and I don’t think he realizes it’s there quite yet… No matter, he looks over and notices it.
CROWN: “Oh shit, how long y’all been there? Did you get my LEGENDARY toast on camera? If not, the world is about to learn anyways. What’s up, everyone?! My name is Alexander King, but you’ll probably know me most as Crown. That was in the past, so just call me KING going forward. I’ve been a certified badass all my life, but more recently the past couple years. Pulled off the greatest heist of all time and been living life since. Figured it was time to get off my lazy ass and put this significantly immaculate body to good use. The past year I’ve been training to make my debut in professional wrestling. Funny story behind that actually… I was working out at the gym and a couple normal ass people confronted me. I was about to tell them to get the hell away from me, but they said something intriguing to me. They were like;
‘Dude, are you a professional wrestler? You look just like one that is awesome! He beats the shit out of people and wins a lot of Championships.’
I mean, if I look like one just like that, why not make it actually happen? Look at me, I’m fucking perfect. My muscle to fat ratio is lower than it’s ever been, I’m tall as fuck and I’m tatted as fuck. I just look like I was made for this. On a more serious note, they reminded me of something an old crew member of mine said;
‘Have you thought about training for boxing or wrestling? You pack a punch, I’m sure you’d be good at it.’
To have someone close to me say that and someone random while I’m working out to also say it, they basically spoke it into existence for me. So, here we are today. A year of training down and I’m finally set to make my debut. Something that’s absolutely astounding to me, though, is that I’m facing off against a woman. Mind you, I’m not sexist and I’m all about female empowerment and all that, but come on. Do you see me? I will tower over here and break her into pieces. It’s almost not even fair. I’m sure she’s got a lot of fight in her and she’ll be able to pull a few things off, but unless she can out-wit me and get some sneaky shit off, it’s just not gonna happen. I’m sure you’re listening, toots, but it’s just reality. I really don’t have to do any research on you. It’s my debut; you’re the first victim. I’m sure you think you’re some hot shot that shouldn’t be facing me, so what I’ll do is tell you a bit about me, because I’m the only one that matters anyways.”
Crown stops - ahem sorry, King stops to take a sip of his tequila. He raises it once again at the casino and takes yet another sip, then puts the glass down next to him. King stands up and slowly paces around, never looking away from the casino.
KING: “I come from a very prestigious and rich family, toots. My father was the most successful neurosurgeon in the US while my mom was the most successful lawyer in the US. I was born into greatness. Of course, after their passing, I had to find my own success. I did just that. You see that casino right there? The massive building that cost $2.7 billion to build and the same building that had MILLIONS stolen from it? That’s my success story along with many others a bit lesser than this one. I built something from something that was taken away from me. Is that enough for you to know to think I’m worth facing? Not like it matters what you think anyways, all that’s going to matter is your back getting put directly into the mat and me walking away as the victor. You’ve had your time to shine and doesn’t seem like you’ve made the most of it. UNLESS this is PWS giving you the opportunity of a lifetime facing off against me since they know I’m the best thing that’s happened to them in however long they’ve been open. Yeah, that’s exactly what it is.”
King walks back over to his glass of tequila and chugs the rest of it. Then he grabs the bottle and just chugs a bunch straight outta that. Dude can put back some liquor, but he’s not even close to being an alcoholic. He steps to the edge of the building with the bottle in his hand.
KING: “I’m a fucking King. You should be thankful you’re getting the chance to step into the same ring as me. As much as I’ve accomplished compared to you, I’m doing more for you than you realize. I’m putting that pretty face back on the map and the bell hasn’t even rung yet. When it does, though, I apologize for what I’m gonna do to it. That being said, I’ll leave you to linger on what’s been said and to prepare your body for not only the beating of a lifetime, but whatever feelings it gets when you see this perfect body.”
After taking another swig of the tequila, King bursts out a loud
‘WOO’ and then stands there and stares across the way at the casino. That’s about all I got today for you, tune in next time to hear from King and ya boy PP. Maybe next time he’ll mention me.
The scene fades to black.