Post by Miss Puppies on Oct 10, 2019 15:27:53 GMT -5
Miss Puppies is seen walking up to her locker room in A foul mood as she was told by management early she has A match with Jinx. Now Miss Puppies is not that worried about her match with Jinx. Miss Puppies is worried about her beer as she has one can of beer left.
Miss Puppies - I'm not doing to good I for got to bring more beer. Oh well I get more crazy without beer.
With that Miss Puppies opens the door to her locker room and notice A keg of beer in the middle of the room as she looks shocked. Miss Puppies looks behined the door why it's Bob and Jay.
Miss Puppies - What are you to doing here in my locker room.
Jay - Well we are here to party with you.
Miss Puppies - Did you say party.
Bob - Oh yes we did.
Miss Puppies - So you to want to party with me.
Jay and Bob - Hell Yes.
Miss Puppies - OK .
The three started the party when another man walks in.
Man - What the hell is going on here.
Just then another man came in .
Miss Puppies - Might I ask your name
Man # 1 - I'm Bill.
Miss Puppies - Bill and who is your friend.
Bill - That is Ted. He is new.
Miss Puppies - Well if your here for the party I suggest every one get A good crash helmat and try to keep up with me.
Scene 2 THE AFTERMATH
With Miss Puppies still drinking beer she looked around the room and saw every one passed out on the floor.
Miss Puppies - I warnd all of them. But do they listen hell no.
With that Miss Puppies goes over to the first passed out drunk who is sitting on the chair. She grabs the unopened can of beer and starts to shake it up real good. Miss Puppies heard A knock on her locker room door. She goes over and opens it up the door and notices A man and A woman.
Woman - Excuse me my name is Julie.
Man - My name is Steve.
Miss Puppies - All right A threesome.
Man and Woman - NOPE !!!
Miss Puppies - Then why are you here.
Julie - We are here for you.
Miss Puppies - Here for me. Why.
Steve - To help you.
Miss Puppies - To help me with what.
Steve - With your drinking problem.
Julie - That is right.
Miss Puppies - What me have A drinking problem. Never.
Julie - Well I see A keg and A lot of empty beer cans. So yes.
Miss Puppies - Oh those. It just A party we threw.
Steve - Thats another thing we got to talk about. Your partys
Miss Puppies - My partys. What about my partys.
Julie - There to loud and out of control.
Miss Puppies - So what is the problem.
Steve - It's you. Your the problem.
Miss Puppies - I'm the problem well maybe the both of you are the problem.
Now Miss Puppies is starting to get very pissed off at the both of them. Miss Puppies shakes A can of beer and opens it up as she gets both of them good.
Miss Puppies - Now if you to can excuse me I got A match with JINX to night. Now I have to use the shitter so be gone you corporate sellouts.
Steve and Julie stood there with there mouths wide open. Miss Puppies walks by them and sees the rest room for men and goes in.
scene fades to black
Post by jinx on Oct 10, 2019 20:43:51 GMT -5
(The scene opens in Jinx’s executive office in the Vancouver based ADC Tower. We see her sitting at her desk, a giant blue and white foam finger on one hand and a box of popcorn in the other. She is screaming and throwing popcorn everywhere as her best friend and personal trainer, Julie, walks into the scene)
Jinx: God DAMN IT CLOUD 9! You had it! HOW COULD YOU DROP THE BALL LIKE THAT?!?!
(Julie sits down in a chair beside Jinx and takes the popcorn from her)
Julie: What? They lose?
Jinx: They lost! Damn it! My boiz! They were so close to being North American champions!
Julie: Well, second place isn’t too bad. At least they are guaranteed a place at Worlds, right?
(Jinx pops the foam finer off and throws it across the room, pouting)
Jinx: Yeah… but damn it. Team Liquid has won the NA Title five times in a row now. When does C9 get it again?
Julie: They will one day. They- *she notices Jinx’s office phone is blinking, but not audible ringing* Your phone is ringing.
(Jinx sighs and picks up the receiver)
Jinx: ADC VP’s office, Amy speak-
(A male voice is suddenly heard shouting from the other end of the line)
Voice: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I AM HEARING ABOUT YOU RETURNING TO WRESTLING? I THOUGHT YOU PUT THAT BEHIND YOU! STOP LIVING A FANTASY COME BACK TO REALITY AND START THINKING ABOUT YOUR-
(Jinx hangs up the phone and sighs. The phone starts blinking again. She answers it)
Voice: DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON ME?
Jinx: I don’t know dad. Did it sound like this?
(Jinx hangs up again and unplugs the phone)
Julie: So… he’s not taking it well, is he?
Jinx: He still thinks he can tell me how to live my life! Like I am his toy, or his doll or some shit! I am an adult! I can do what I want! I am the reason his precious company is where it is today! So if I decide that I am going to wrestle, I am going to wrestle! Speaking of which…
(Jinx clicks away from the page she was on on her computer and starts typing)
Jinx: I am fighting, in my debut return match… Miss Puppies?
(Julie looks over her shoulder at the page)
Julie: Wow…. She is still wrestling?
Jinx: Her name is a lie! Look at her! Those are not puppies! Those Dobermans! Dalmatians! Dachsadors! Dogo Argentinos!
(Julie cocks a confused eye brow)
Jinx: Double D’s.
Julie: Feeling threatened there, Avadacos?
Jinx: Not at all! And my back thanks me for it. And while it has been a long time since I was in a match, I fear no oversized Dachshunds! I am more lean and mean that I have ever been! I kick harder! I flip higher! And damn it, I want to finally win a freaking title belt!
Julie: Really? You have never cared about titles in the past.
Jinx: Yeah but…. I want to tease Mihal by wear the title as a top. Just the title.
(Jinx grins evilly and blushes as Julie shakes her head)
Julie: You’re weird.
Jinx: YOU MADE ME THIS WAY!
Julie: How is this my fault?
Jinx: How many miles have I walked in on you and Tyler getting busy in my training ring? I mean… why would you tie yourself up in the ropes like that?
Julie: I…. we…. this conversation is over!
(Julie gets up out of her chair and runs out of the office. Jinx shrugs and looks back at the computer)
Jinx: That’s fine by me. Because I need to get ready to go to that ring and do like an unhinged veterinarian and put me down a bitch.
(A voice suddenly comes out over Jinx’s desk speaker)
Voice: Miss Crownguard? Your father is here to see you.
Jinx: I am not here Neil.
(The office door bursts open and in walks Jinx’s father, fuming. Before he can talk, Jinx starts mashing a red button on the underside of her desk. They both stare at one another in silence as she keeps pushing the button)
Jinx: … why are you not falling through the trap door in the floor?
Mr. Crownguard: Because I refused to commission it.
Neil: At least he let you install the button.
Jinx: It is a good button.
(Jinx keeps pushing the button as the scene fades out)