Cynthia came out the dressing room wearing a tradition black and gold Chinese dress. The slit came up to her hip. She spun around for KC, was wearing a matching outfit for males.
KC: You look stunning. I’m trying to control myself right now. I feel like we’re really looking like dumb tourists.
Cynthia (shaking her head): Nah! We’re cosplaying! I’m Chun-Li and you’re Lei Wulong! I’m thinking about wearing this for my match.
KC: Oh! So you actually checked on your match. Who you got?
Cynthia: Richard Rider. He’s that dude who likes to think he’s a movie star…
KC (Looking at a picture of Richard): Didn’t he do that online skit where he played the Winter Soldier and he fought Nightwing? Wait… please don’t tell me his finisher is called the “Dick Pic…”
Cynthia: Yes and, thank Arceus, no! He’s also been an extra on straight to DVD shitters. Oh! He was in the latest Godzilla movie… He was in the first building that got crushed. I think he stepped on in the first five minutes.
KC: Surprised he hasn’t done porn. I mean, his name is Dick Rider.
Cynthia: Rumor has it that he was going to have a role in Boku no Pico… but the American dub got cancelled… for obvious reasons.
KC: who was he gonna voice?
Cynthia: I heard Pico… He was denied for Bible Black too.
KC: Maybe he can get a role in Sharknado 7?
Cynthia: Heard he didn’t make that one.
KC: how bad of an actor do you have to be turned down for porn and Sharknado?
Cynthia: “Richard Rider” bad.
KC: Anyways… Should we hit up the comic shops next?
Cynthia: eh… I’m weary of products here… half the stuff we came across is bootleg. I want to keep my otaku shopping minimal until we get to Japan!
Cynthia starts to bounce up and down with excitement and utter euphoria on her face
KC: Calm down, Cyn-chan! We got to get you on the card first.
Cynthia: Don’t worry. I will find a way. Somebody is gonna notice me.