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Post by pwsstaff on Jun 25, 2023 13:22:39 GMT -5
PWS APEX PRESENTS: Thursday Night Riot 7/6 Wells Fargo Center- Philadelphia PAMain Event: Collateral Damage Title Match: hardcore match Jack Edwards ( C ) vs Miss Puppies Deadline: Monday 7/3 11:59:59 pm est 1 rp per character- Min 300, Max 5000
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Post by Jack Edwards on Jul 1, 2023 11:22:25 GMT -5
( Scene opens with an empty podium in the middle of the ring pre-Riot, all the lights are darkened with a purple tint excluding a single spot light that is shining on the aforementioned podium. We hear chatter amongst reporters, and journalists that are sitting down, surrounding the ring awaiting the arrival of our new Collateral Damage Champion, and we hear a voice come over a loud speaker. )
Voice : Ladies and Gentlemen of the press please welcome your new Collateral Damage Champion Jack Edwards.
( As Jack's music begins to play, members of the press look towards the entrance ramp. Jack appears in a new purple Gucci suit, his hair slicked back, holding the championship in his left hand, and a black velvet bag in the other. As we see him make his way to the ring he begins to thrash around like a madman waiving the title and the black bag in the faces of the reporters before entering the ring. As he enters we see Jack recompose himself, and take his place behind the podium. He places the championship, and the black bag on the podium and begins to speak in a more professional tone as opposed to how we have heard him speak before. )
Jack : Thank you my adoring public for taking time out of your busy schedules and joining me here today.
( Before Jack can utter another word a member of the press raises his hand, and cuts Jack off. )
Press Member : Actually Jack we aren’t taking time out of our schedules it’s literally our job to be here to interview you. None of us actually want to be here.
( After glaring at the press member for a moment Jack rolls out of the ring, and walks over to the rude press member. With a slight coy smile on his face Jack kneels down, playfully pinches the press member's cheek, and slaps the press member across his mouth knocking the press member to the floor. We then see Jack climb back into the ring to stand behind the podium again to continue speaking. )
Jack : Some people just never learn. Now will there be any more interruptions ?
( The other members of the press look at Jack completely in shock at what they had witnessed, and shake their heads. )
Jack : Good then, now we can get down to business. I’m sure beyond a shadow of a doubt you all may have a question or two for me but first I have something to say. Consider this my “ State of the division address. “ Now as you all are aware I am, as of Destiny, the new Collateral Damage Champion, meaning I was able to defeat not just one opponent but three. First there was that potato sucking, backwoods ape Spuds Guzzman Jr. nothing personal Spuds you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and you paid the price for it. Next there was Cassie Wolfe. Now I personally don’t know much about Ms. Wolfe but I do know she “ attempted “ to stick her nose in clearly where it didn’t belong. So what happened to Ms. Wolfe? She got blasted in the head with the championship. Now someone please remind me who did that to her during the match? Oh yeah it was me. Speaking of which. Hi Cassie, how does your head feel darling?
( Jack lets out a loud laugh filling the relatively empty arena, before reeling himself back to address his final opponent from destiny. )
Jack : Then there was her. Candy. The pink, glittery unicorn fart herself, now you reporters can quote me saying this so listen closely. Candy admittedly this wasn’t the way I wanted to take this prize from you. In all actuality I would have rather it had been one on one so that way no one could say that I didn’t earn it, but I guess the ends justify the means.
( Jack shows a large toothy grin as he takes a moment, and triumphantly raises his championship above his head before continuing to speak. )
Jack : Now then on to other business. Since I have joined PWS this belt has been the prize I had my eyes set on, and now that I have it there are going to be changes that I want to see happen. The main change I want is simply put.
( Jack pauses a moment for dramatic effect. )
Jack : I want more violence. I want more blood shed. I want this title to mean the world to anyone who considers themselves “ hardcore “ even more than our world championship. Now I know change doesn’t happen overnight, but mark my words as of this moment I am putting the entire PWS locker room on notice. If you want a shot at this all you have to do is show up, and be prepared for the most physically painful, and brutal match types you have ever experienced.
( Jack lets a low growl like chuckle escape before changing his demeanor to more relaxed, and inviting, and in a soft tone he speaks directly to the reporters. )
Jack : Now that that bit of business has been addressed I think I’ll open up for some questions. So you gossip hungry vultures let ‘em fly.
( Jack notices a young brunette with glasses raising her hand. )
Jack : Yes you with the lovely spectacles.
Reporter : Jack now that you mentioned what kind of changes you want to see at least in your division, and you mentioned painful match types. Exactly what kind of match types can we expect to see in your title defenses?
Jack : Oh such a nosey Nancy you are.
( Jack laughs slightly at the question, and proceeds to answer. )
Jack : Well if you want an answer to that question then I pose one to you myself. What would you consider to be hardcore, stomach churning match types?
Reporter : I’m not sure to be honest. Perhaps steel cage, ladder, hardcore those types of matches?
Jack : I mean those are decent matches at best, but I’m thinking bigger, badder, more damaging. I’m thinking something more along the lines of death matches, glass coffin matches, fun house matches. I want match types that will completely change the way our viewers look at our product.
( Upon hearing his deranged answer the reporter puts her hand down allowing another to get a question answered. )
Jack : Anymore questions?
( Another reporter, quite a bit older than the first raises their hand. )
Jack : Yes, you great grandpa Moses.
Older reporter : Well Jack speaking about you telling your fellow members of the locker room to step up for a shot what do you think of who your first title defense will be against?
Jack : See now that is a good question. Who exactly is my first title defense against?
( Looking slightly confused the reporter answers. )
Older reporter : Uhm. Ms. Puppies.
( Jack looks almost stunned at the answer the reporter gave him. )
Jack : Are you serious? Come on, who am I really defending against first?
Older Reporter : Ms. Puppies.
Jack : Well fuck, I didn’t see that coming. I mean I have already beaten her once before while I was still new with nothing to lose right?
Older reporter : Well yes I do suppose that’s true.
Jack : So if I beat her when I had nothing to lose, can you imagine what I’ll do to her now that I have this to defend? Now please don’t mistake me. I want her to bring everything she can, and everything she can muster together. I want her to dig deep and try to take this from me, but I’ll say this it will be the coldest day in Hell before I let Ms. Puppies and her fear of black masks pry this championship from my hands.
( Satisfied with the response he received the reporter lowers his hand, and sits back down in his seat. )
Jack : Ok so I think we have time for one more question. Now that I have a match against Ms. Puppies to prepare for.
( Jack attempts to hold back a laugh, distracting himself by taking one more question from a young male reporter. )
Jack : Yes you young man what is your question?
( The young man rises to his feet and straightens his jacket before speaking. )
Reporter : How does it feel being labeled as someone who should have never made it this far?
Jack : Well I would have to ask what do you mean by that?
Reporter : You know it’s not everyday a new champion is crowned, especially when the champion in question has been deemed a psychopath and a general danger to work with.
( As Jack hears the wording of the young man's question we see Jack go into what can only be described as a trans-like state, and we are treated to another comic book style flashback. We again see what we assume to be Jack in his younger, more formative years. Younger than his previous flashback we had seen at destiny, being chased through the halls of the school he attended. We see Jack run into the boys' lavatory only to be followed by his assailants. As he is cornered we hear the other boys refer to him as “ freak “, and “psycho” amongst other colorful names, but before the scene can continue we are “ thrown out “ of Jack's memory as a look of pure anger, and rage come across his face. )
Jack : A psycho am I ? Perhaps I should show you what a real psycho looks like.
( Jack grabs his black bag, exits the ring, and walks closer to the young reporter now not with his look of anger, but rather a twisted almost evil looking grin on his face, and proceeds to speak softly to the reporter. )
Jack : Oh if you think I’m a psycho now you haven’t seen shit yet reporter boy. We’re about to have some real fun.
( Jack reaches inside his black bag and first pulls out the black mask he had previously used to taunt Ms. Puppies, and forces it on the reporters head. )
Jack : Now that’s a look only a mother could love.
( As Jack lets out a large guttural laugh we see the reporter frantically trying to remove the mask. As Jack continues laughing we see him tap the shoulder of the young man to get his attention once he does. Jack slams the black bag, and its contents into the young man's head. As the young man lays on the floor we see Jack begin to empty the remaining contents of the bag on the young man's chest including thumb tacks and bits of rolled up barbed wire closely resembling tiny metal balls, as he now speaks directly to Ms. Puppies and the audience watching. )
Jack : Ms. Puppies as I said before I’ve already beaten you when I had nothing to lose. What makes you think you stand a snowball's chance in hell against me now? Let me answer that for you, you don’t.
( We see Jack now turning his attention back to the reporter, and begins grinding his foot into the barbed wire and thumb tacks on the reporter's chest as the other reporters look on in horror, and disbelief. )
Jack : Well ladies and gentlemen I believe that’s all we have time for today so again thank you all for coming, and Ms. Puppies I’ll see you later on in our match. Oh and before I forget just like last time, leave your little barking dogs at home, I wouldn't want them getting hurt, and turning into “ collateral damage “.
( Jack lets out one last loud laugh, and turns to walk away but before leaving he turns to face the camera as he winks and points a finger guns seemingly to Ms. Puppies, and mouths the words “ let’s have some fun”. Jack's music begins to play as he walks up the ramp, and out of the arena, as we are left to look over the carnage that was left in his wake. As the camera fades to black ending the scene. )
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Post by misspuppies on Jul 1, 2023 22:01:54 GMT -5
As the scene opens we see Miss Puppies pacing back and forth yelling to herself.
Miss Puppies - Jerk Edwards you dumbass. you don't know what you got your self into. You are just A pawn in a game of chess.
Miss Puppies stops and looks at the camera.
Miss Puppies - Jerk Edwards I herd what you said about me today. Well let me tell you something boy you got some thing that belongs to me. It's that championship you have. Far as I am concerned you will be a paper champion. A joke a knowbody a lost soul trying to talk tuff.
Miss Puppies lets A fart out so loud she laughs out loud. Miss Puppies stops laughing.
Miss Puppies - Jerk Edwards you talk about collateral damage. Your looking at collateral damage and her name is Miss Puppies the bitch of all bitchs.
Miss Puppies grabs a can of beer that was between her big boobs and smash it on her head over and over and over until she is bleeding from her forehead. She lets out a howl as she continues to get ready for her match with Jerk Edwards the paper champion him self.
Miss Puppies - Jerk Edwards I'm putting you on notice. After everything you accomplished it dose not impress me. Not by A longshot. What dose impress me is kicking your fuckin ass and winning my title. You want pain and violence I welcome both so be prepared you paper champion hell has known fury like a womans scorn. So are you ready my young champion. It's me your worst nightmare after I win you can call me mommy. So with that said and dune I have I thing to say WELCOME TO THE DOGPOUND BITCH.
Miss Puppies flips off the camera with both middle fingers as she leaves.
THE END
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