Post by Star Stormz on Oct 24, 2019 18:40:22 GMT -5
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(The opening sequence starts, and the camera pans the parking lot of the sold out ANZ Arena in Sydney, Australia. The camera stops on a table set up in front of a TV screen, under a sun tent. Alexis Makarios, Michael O’Neil, Frankie Emerson, and Jake Ryland all sit behind the table.)
Jake Ryland: Hello and welcome to the Crusade Kick Off Show! I’m Jake Ryland and I’m here with three superstars in different places on the roster to discuss tonight’s matches with you. Tonight, I’m joined by former Vixxxen’s Champion, and Sydney native, Alexis Makarios!
Alexis Makarios: Thank you, Jake. I’m glad to be here.
Jake Ryland: How’s the knee feeling?
Alexis Makarios: Pretty darn good, I’m inches from being cleared for in ring competition again.
Jake Ryland: That’s great to hear! I’m also joined tonight by in ring veteran and brother of Laura Phoenix and Cameron O’Neil, Michael O’Neil.
Michael O'Neil: An absolute pleasure to be here Jake! Ready for this night! And the view from here isn’t too bad either.
Jake Ryland: No subtlety here tonight, I see. And lastly, and unfortunately, I am also joined by PWSi Vixxxen, Frankie “The Face” Emerson.
Frankie Emerson: What do you mean “unfortunately”? It’s an honor for you guys to sit here with me. I’m going to make this show!
Jake Ryland: Whatever you say, Frankie.
Frankie Emerson: Just keep Alexis What-her-name away from me. She’s dangerous.
Alexis Makarios: Shut up…
Jake Ryland: Anyways. We are going to be here tonight and discussing all the matches, get some fan input, and even a few appearances as the superstars are arriving for the night. Let’s not waste any time, and start right off with the first match on the list, and that is Dynamite and Chris Edwards. What do you guys think?
Alexis Makarios: I think this is a personal match now. It started off with Edwards being his usual asshole self, and then he crossed that line and made it personal.
Michael O'Neil: Exactly, the one thing that some people can’t seem to grasp is you don’t ever go after someone’s family. The minute that Edwards did what he did in front of his child...all bets are off. I know if I was Max I would have security at the door to stop anything from happening before the match because Dynamite is liable to send Edwards home in a bodybag tonight.
Alexis Makarios: I’d pay to see that. Edwards is an idiot and he’s asking for it. Dynamite’s a big guy, and he’s strong. If Marcus was here, i’m sure he’d make some comment about HULK SMASH, which at this point I really think isn’t that far off.
Frankie Emerson: YAWN! Who cares, this match doesn’t have me in it.
Michael O'Neil: It’d be better if you weren’t here at all man, just sayin’.
Jake Ryland: Let’s take a look at the attack that took this rivalry and turned it up a notch.
(Jake pushes a button and the tv turns on, playing the clip.)
Jayne: Of course! You just be careful in your match.
Dynamite: Oh that? I'll be just fine.
Voice: I wouldn't be so sure of that.
[Before Dynamite can react, he's blindsided by Chris Edwards, who nails him upside the head with Betsy, as Jayne screams and cowers against the wall, watching in horror as Edwards violently attacks Dynamite, repeatedly bashing him with Betsy. After hitting Dynamite a few times, Edwards gets down and starts grinding the barbed wire along Dynamite's face as he talks to him in a creepy, psychotic tone.]
Chris Edwards: I told you! I told you that you owed me a new shirt but because of your selfish ways it had to end up like this. There's no one that's going to help you Dynamite, you're "friend" Marcus Cage ain't going to help you….No body! You see, I talked to Max Sheppard today, our match is on the main card now. Which means the beating you're going to take is going to be broadcast allllll around the world on pay-per-view.
[He looks up and see's the child cowering in the corner. He glares at the child with his cold dark brown eyes with no emotion, but then cracks into a twisted sick smile as he leans in close to Dynamite's ear, but still looking straight at Jayne, who is frantically screaming for help.]
Chris Edwards: Your dad here, won't be the same come Crusade. The way you see him afterward you're going to CRY! JUST...like you're doing now. NO ONE is going to be there to save him...you'll have to sit back and watch.
[Edwards finally stands up away from Dynamite, tilting his head and looking at Jayne.]
Chris Edwards: Then again, who says I can't hit him where it hurts now?
[Edwards takes a couple steps towards Jayne, as the child is screaming with blood-curdling screams, before security rushes onto the scene and pulls Edwards back, as Jayne rushes to Dynamite's aid. Quickly after, Marcus Cage and others come rushing in as Edwards laughs and walks away, as we cut to ringside.]
Jake Ryland: After that, there’s no doubt that Dynamite is the fan favorite to win.
Alexis Makarios: I’d bet money on it. You don’t mess with someone's kids. Or any kid that is close to that person. I’m sure if someone tried messing with Elizabeth again, you’d kill them. Wouldn’t you Michael?
Michael O'Neil: One in the long line of people.
Frankie Emerson: Well maybe they shouldn’t be bringing kids to the arena? Just saying.
Michael O'Neil: Frankie, not to burst your bubble or anything but by the looks of you, my niece would and could whoop your ass. You’re one step away from wearing a tutu, my friend.
Frankie Emerson: First off, I’m not your friend. Secondly, what is PWS now, a daycare center? Kids don’t belong in the arena unless they are fans of mine begging for an autograph.
Alexis Makarios: Just shut your mouth before I knock your teeth down your throat.
Michael O'Neil: Oooo fiesty! Hey Jake, I got 50 on Alexis if that happens.
Alexis Makarios: I’ve beaten you before and I’ll beat you again.
Frankie Emerson: YOU CHEATED AND TRIED TO KILL ME!
Alexis Makarios: If you don’t shut up… I’ll succeed this time.
Jake Ryland: Ok guys, no bloodshed on the kickoff show.
Michael O'Neil: Awww, and here I was hoping for at least some fury from the fiery red head. Course I wouldn’t mind throwing him over the balcony myself.
Jake Ryland: Change of subject here… arriving at the arena is none other than Trisha Lee Moore, one of the superstars who is competing on tonight’s show in a farewell match.
(Jake gets Trisha’s attention and she walks over to the table.)
Jake Ryland: Trisha, welcome to the Crusade Kick Off Show.
Trisha: Sure. Did you guys need something?
Jake Ryland: Well, we are just discussing some matches on tonight’s show. Do you have any final thoughts you’d like to say about your match tonight?
Trisha: Not really. I’ve said all I need to say. I do wish Eddie good luck.
Jake Ryland: Do you guys have anything to ask Trisha?
Michael O'Neil: I do! Two part question. 1. Are you going to miss PWS once it’s all said and done? annnnd 2. Can I just say, you have an AMAZING rack!
Trisha: 1: Of course I will, but never say never. I might be back in the future or for special appearances. And 2: ……..
(She then promptly slaps him across the face, leaving a red mark. She crosses her arms and looks at him.)
Trisha: Now, was it worth it?
(Michael holds his jaw and smirks.)
Michael O'Neil: Soooo worth it.
(She rolls her eyes and lets out a sigh. She then notices Frankie trying to get their attention.)
Frankie Emerson: I have a question. How does it feel to be dumpy?
Trisha: How does it feel to be stuck in the Vixxxen’s division?
(She looks over at Alexis)
Trisha: No offense.
Frankie Emerson: At least I’m not taking my ball and going home like you are.
Trisha: I’m moving on with my career, something you wouldn’t know. It’s been coming for ages I have just now come to accept it. Alexis, Michael, I wish you guys luck in your careers. Frankie, I hope you die and burn in hell.
(She then smirks and heads into the arena.)
Jake Ryland: Well that was interesting. What do you guys think about her match with Eddie Lopez?
Michael O'Neil: You know, say what you will about Trisha Lee Moore, she has had an amazing career in PWS. Besides my sister, who else can say that she hasn’t had a Hall of Fame career. Eddie Lopez has also had a stellar career and these two facing off for bragging rights in what may be their final appearances in PWS. It may very well be the surprise match of the night.
Alexis Makarios: I would agree with that statement. Both have had a great career and everything, and are great entertainers in that ring. But it’s no lie that you can see that neither one have really been as into things in this company as of late. We all should have seen it coming. But when it comes down to who do I think is going to win? I would want to say Eddie. Trisha’s brutal in the ring, but she’s too emotional at times. And I think that is going to give Eddie the edge.
Frankie Emerson: It’s about time they left if you ask me. Wasting space and taking up spots on the shows that could be used for someone more entertaining, like me. It’s tough being a Vixxxen you know.
Alexis Makarios: Shut up Frankie, you know nothing about how tough it really is to be a Vixxxen.
Michael O'Neil: I doubt he even knows how tough it is to be a man.
Frankie Emerson: I’ll have you know…
Alexis Makarios: I really don’t want to hear it, Frankie, unless it is pertinent to our conversation about who is going to win between Trisha and Eddie. I’ve already laid out my prediction, who do you think is going to win, Michael?
Michael O'Neil: I’ll give this one to Trisha. Eddie has an amazing talent in the ring but I think the way Trisha can be, she is going to want it more as her final match in PWS.
Jake Ryland: Some strong opinions from some strong willed people. It’s no secret those two are going to put on a great match, as they always do. Now, let’s take a look at some of the build up going into our next match, shall we?
(The tv behind them flickers on as the following clips are shown)
PWSI 4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW:
[Worldwide returns from commercial with Marcus Cage and David Shane sitting down in the office backstage with Max and Star. Max is doing the majority of the talking as Star is slumped back in her chair looking sick and not paying attention to what's going on]
Max Sheppard: Now Marcus, David, you know what I want to talk to you about right?
[Cage and Shane look at each other, blankly]
Max Sheppard: Oh for God's sake! Well since you weren't informed let me give you a little insight as to what the future holds for the PWS … now this affects you directly because you're the tag team champions. It's no secret that tag team wrestling has been dead and buried around here for about three years now and to be quite honest with you, it just doesn't draw … so I'm afraid that as of right now I'm officially ending the tag division, and declaring the championships defunct.
[Shane starts looking angry but then Cage stands up, takes his belt and throws it down on the desk. Shane looks at him and realises that Marcus is releasing some of their frustration over how the belts have been treated, and tosses his down too. Cage looks liberated as he yells at a confused Max]
Marcus Cage: THANK … GOD!
Max Sheppard: W… what? I thought you'd be pissed -
Marcus Cage: Listen Max, we're wrestling guys … and yes I do believe that title belts should always be won and lost in the ring not handed over like this but the bottom line is that these title belts have been holding us down ever since we won the damn things. David and myself are pro wrestlers, and good ones at that, we can go out there in that ring and bust our asses night in and night out and put on great matches for the crowds but no … that's not good enough for you is it? You had to make wrestling a dirty word around here, didn't you Max?!
[Max tries to cut Cage off but Marcus just continues on at him]
Marcus Cage: What I wanna know is who reminded you that you even have a tag belts on the show, cos we both thought you'd forgotten! We know there's no real division and no competition whatsoever and from day one, the second we won these belts you may as well have tied an anchor to our waists instead because all you've done is use this as an excuse to keep us off the damn show. This belt is a ten pound aluminium kiss of death, and you can stick it pal!
[Max just laughs at Cage which leaves the tag champion looking extremely irked]
Max Sheppard: Oh really? You're not suddenly going to become main event players now just because you're not tag champions you know … this doesn't change a damn thing!
[This time Shane stands up and confronts Max]
David Shane: HOW DARE YOU?! How dare you Max Sheppard, actually have the temerity to sit there and say that we're not going to be main event players … like we ever came in here and asked to be in the first place! We're not the ones bitching about not being main event Max, because frankly we don't NEED to be in a featured role to steal the show … all we need is to be ON the show! You're soap opera is fine and all but the people want wrestling … and nobody does in-ring wrestling matches better than me and my boy Marcus Cage … and we're gonna prove it!
Marcus Cage: Who in their right mind ever would have thought that WRESTLING fans … watching a WRESTLING program … would actually expect to see WRESTLERS … WRESTLE?!!
Worldwide 11/25:
Jake Ryland: I understand, but now I have also been told that you have some announcements to make?
Star Stormz: Yes, I do, Jake. Now, I know that I'm not able to be there tonight, my doctors have told me I need to take these next couple of weeks off to recover, but able to make the trip to be at the show in Newcastle, as well as be in Sydney for Crusade. Now even though I may not be there in Adelaide, I'm not going to let that keep me from doing my job, as I have two matches I'm announcing for Crusade.
Jake Ryland: Oh wow, has Max-
Star Stormz: I don't care what Max has to say, I am still the PWS President for now, so after talking to Trisha Lee Moore, I am making her match with Eddie Lopez official for Crusade.
[The fans cheer.]
Star Stormz: Also, because I know Max doesn't understand the pure untapped talent in these two individuals, I am going to give them their time to shine. So I am also announcing that David Shane will take on Marcus Cage, in a match that will showcase their incredible wrestling abilities...a PURE rules match!
WorldWide 12/9:
Lenny Jennings: Now guys, on Sunday you two will face each other in a PURE rules match. What are your thoughts on finally getting a proper chance to shine on the big stage?
David Shane: It's about damn time. This company has tried...well...Max Sheppard has tried to hold us down for so long, he's about to see why we are the working horses of this company. We go out there day in and day out, we bust our ass, giving everything we got. So come Sunday, the world better be ready to see David Shane steal the show.
Marcus Cage: You mean they better be ready to see the high-voltage superstar steal the show.
David Shane: Whatever, either way it's gonna be one hell of a match.
Marcus Cage: Exactly, cause I'm in it. This match is just what my career needs.
David Shane: YOUR career?
Lenny Jennings: Uh, guys?
Marcus Cage: Man, you know how irritating it is to be forced to sit back, knowing you're one of the best athletes in the company, and watch the company waste its time on soap opera drama and things that have absolutely nothing to do with actual wrestling?
David Shane: Dude….
Marcus Cage: Oh...right. Well still, I think everyone gets my point.
Lenny Jennings: Can I ask a question here?
David Shane: Well, isn't that what you're supposed to be doing?
Marcus Cage: Yeah, you ARE the interviewer…
Lenny Jennings: Have either of you even done any research as to what a PURE rules match is?
David Shane: Uh…
Marcus Cage: Um….
Lenny Jennings: Thaaat's what I thought.
David Shane: It can't be THAT bad….surely.
Marcus Cage: Yeah, I mean...how many rules can their be?
Lenny Jennings: Actually…
(The tv cuts back out.)
Jake Ryland: Thoughts on the Pure Rules match between Marcus and David?
Alexis Makarios: It’s sure to be a high octane match that is going to entertain, no doubt. These two feel they have a lot to prove to themselves, the fans, and management.
(They are then disrupted by snoring coming from Frankie’s direction, as he has his head leaned on his hand, and his eyes closed. Michael reaches inside his dress coat and produces a water pistol and shoots it right at Frankie’s face. This causes Frankie to jolt awake, his elbow slipping from under him and his face slams into the desk.)
Frankie Emerson: THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN IF BRANDO WERE HERE! You guys suck.
(Alexis snickers a little.)
Michael O'Neil: Stay awake dumbass and it wouldn’t happen at all.
Jake Ryland: So what do you think about David Shane and Marcus Cage’s match?
Michael O'Neil: Pure rules are one of the greatest things in professional wrestling today. We both know that these boys can go and it’s going to be a match that seriously no one is expecting but is going to shock everyone.
Alexis Makarios: These two men have something to prove in that ring, and nothing is going to stand in their way. They’ve been saying for weeks that they are going to steal the show, and that they don’t NEED to be in the main event to walk out with the most talked about match. And I think they have an extremely valid point. These two want it, and they are going to take each other, and this match, to the extreme. Now one thing I know we can expect is a clean match. These two are pals, and they wouldn’t do anything to get a cheap win. Much the same as when myself and Brittany fought, there’s a certain level of trust and that’s going to come into play here. These two could EASILY steal the show. Why? Because there is no drama attached to this match. This match is straight up entertainment value and it’s one I for one am really interested in seeing. In terms on who will win, I think these two are VERY evenly matched.
Frankie Emerson: I say double count out, or something lame like that. In the first 5 minutes. Save us all an awful lot of lost brain cells.
Michael O'Neil: I honestly cannot predict a winner to be honest. I do wish luck to both men though.
Alexis Makarios: I personally think it’s going to come down to who can focus more. Is that Marcus or David? That remains to be seen. But whoever wins is going to deserve it majorly, but if I had to pick someone, I think that Marcus has the ever so slight edge over David if he can keep the match at the pace HE wants and not the pace David wants. That’s my thoughts on the matter.
Jake Ryland: No doubt it’s going to be a good match, no matter who wins. Looks as though we are about to be joined by Marcus Cage himself.
(Marcus pops up on screen grinning.)
Marcus Cage: Hey guys, how’s it going?
Alexis Makarios: Would be better if I didn’t have to deal with dumbass over there.
(She points over to Frankie who sticks his tongue out at her)
Michael O'Neil: I second that one.
Marcus Cage: Well it looks like you guys are making do pretty good with what you have to work with. Sweet little set up you got going on out here.
Alexis Makarios: Yeah it’s a perspective you don’t usually get to see in this business. Ironic time for you to pop in actually, we just were discussing your match with David.
Marcus Cage: So, what’s the over under? Who’s the odds on favorite to win?
Michael O'Neil: Actually, it’s pretty much too close to call.
Alexis Makarios: But we are predicting one hell of a match.
Marcus Cage: I can guarantee you THAT much. Even Frankie’s predicting it to be a good, close match? Or is this a typical “it needs more Frankie”?
Alexis Makarios: We aren’t counting his opinions.
Marcus Cage: A wise choice.
Frankie Emerson: No… you.
Marcus Cage: No, me what?
Frankie Emerson: Just no… don’t you know when you are being insulted???
Marcus Cage: Don’t you know when you’re not wanted somewhere? Or how to shut up?
Alexis Makarios: Just ignore him. We’ve heard you talk about how important this match is to you, do you have any strategies or thoughts going into a match against one of your best friends?
Marcus Cage: As far as fighting your friends goes, you should be practically an expert on that.
Alexis Makarios: That I am, I suppose. You have to look at it like any other match.
Marcus Cage: Exactly. And it’s not about winning or losing with me, as I’ve said before. It’s not about whether my shoulders or David’s are pinned to the mat. This is about two friends giving it their all for their fans. Plain and simple. No gimmicks, no drama. It’s about respect and the fans.
Michael O'Neil: And I suppose stealing the show and sticking it to Max is just a bonus?
(Marcus grins big)
Marcus Cage: YES! A BIG bonus. It’s like a Christmas Bonus that isn’t going to cost anyone anything. Now, if you’ll excuse me, Candy’s inside waiting for me.
Jake Ryland: Well thank you for your time, and good luck out there tonight.
Marcus Cage: Thanks, Alexis, Mike, Jake… always a pleasure. Frankie… just keep your mouth shut and you’ll be ok.
(He then walks into the building.)
Jake Ryland: And on that note, we’ve got our next match on the card to discuss, and that is the United Title match. Nick Madison defends his belt against Derek Wolfe. Your thoughts?
Michael O'Neil: You know those moments in time where it’s like Groundhogs Day? Repeating over and over and over. This is one of those moments. My brother in law cannot seem to shake Derek Wolfe. He’s like the cat that refuses to go away.
Alexis Makarios: Derek is another one of Max’s selected superstars, and you know that’s going to come in to play. I don’t know what Nick did to piss them off, but he somehow succeeded.
Frankie Emerson: Derek Wolfe is clearly going to win. Why? Because the champ is going to be too worried about his dumpy little wife running around. By the way… why is she not in the kitchen making him a tasty sandwich? I mean she sucks and she’s a loser. She couldn’t even hold on to her International Title. Why? Because she sucks.
Michael O'Neil: HEY! DOUCHEBAG! That’s my sister you are talking about.
Frankie Emerson: Oh… right… well. She has… uh… nice ring gear? Yeah… there’s that.
Michael O'Neil: I’d like for ONCE for you to show an OUNCE of talent that Nick and Laura have in that ring. You aren’t even a viable enough wrestler against the Vixxxen’s division to even be allowed to carry SPINELLI’S bags.
Alexis Makarios: Ohhhhh he just burned you bad….
Michael O'Neil: Simple enough to say that Derek Wolfe is obviously riding Max’s coattails and kissing his ass to get these shots over and over. Nick stood up to Max’s crap just like the Russow’s did.
Alexis Makarios: And that fact is going to play huge into this match. I wouldn’t put it past Max to somehow get involved and cost Nick the belt. Pay off a ref, send out more goons to interfere, the typical. But if Max keeps his nose out of it, I think Nick is going to win… hands down. He’s worked too hard to get that belt, and he’s not going to give it up now.
Michael O'Neil: Simple enough to say Derek will NOT walk out with that title tonight no matter what Max and the crew have to say.
Jake Ryland: And so we shall see tonight here on Crusade live from the ANZ Arena. It appears that Jesse Russow & Cameron O’Neil is arriving at the arena for the show.
Michael O'Neil: HEY! SIS! OVER HERE!!!
(Cameron and Jesse hear Michael call and walk over to the table they were sitting at)
Michael O'Neil: I have this sneaking suspicion you guys are just in time to talk about Daniel’s match against Gonzo.
Jake Ryland: And even touch on Audrey’s coronation as well.
Cameron O'Neil: I think it’s kinda shitty that Audrey isn’t getting her chance at the Vixxxen’s Championship like she was suppose to after winning Queen of the Ring.
Alexis Makarios: Yeah I’m not happy with there being no Vixxxen’s match on the show, as a fellow Vixxxen that just pisses me off.
Frankie Emerson: Well, they could have put me in the match, but nooooooo they had to be sexist like that.
Cameron O’Neil: Frankie, what the hell have you done besides be a joke? I’ve been really quiet lately about what happened and yeah it was really shitty for Jetta to take her ball and go home despite whatever reasons. But it’s not going to ruin this night for Audrey, she’s going to shine like the queen she really is.
Alexis Makarios: A hard fought victory at Queen of the Ring for Audrey, and a well deserved spot light moment. She has worked for this and trained for this moment. Sure, it’s not the Crusade moment she wanted, but it’s a moment and she’s going to enjoy it, I’m sure. I just hope no jackasses ruin her moment… yes I’m talking about you Frankie.
Michael O'Neil: I am sure that you guys as well as Emma Russow, who was the last Queen of the Ring, will try to make sure that things go off without a hitch but now let’s turn our attention to Jesse here, where tonight your brother Dan goes up against Gonzalo Leon.
Alexis Makarios: Listen to you, sounding all professional and what not.
Michael O'Neil: Hey, I have you know that I can be professional when I want too...and Jake is over there sleepin’ on the job.
Jake Ryland: AM NOT!
Alexis Makarios: Anyways… there’s been alot going on with Daniel and Gonzalo… and this is going to be a bloody match if you ask me. I mean Daniel HAS to be out for blood by now, right?
Jesse Russow: More...than you...know.
Alexis Makarios: Can we get anything more than that on the mindframe of Dan going into this fight?
Jesse Russow: What more do you need to know? Gonzalo crossed the line...Daniel’s looking to make sure he gets what’s coming to him. An eye for an eye...no muss, no fuss...just good old fashioned revenge. Plain and simple, kid.
Michael O'Neil: Well we all know that Gonzo seems to almost be doing the bidding of PWS’s owner Max Sheppard. Max seems to have it out for both you and Daniel. Do you think that he’s going to have some sort of influence on this match?
Jesse Russow: I’d be lying if I said no. We all saw what happened the last time Max had an “issue” with a Russow...it was even on Gonzalo then as well. I don’t know what his problem with us is other than our last name...but if he wants a war, he damn sure looked in the right place and with all due respect...MR. Sheppard...being as I’ve bit my tongue about this whole ordeal I would just like to publicly go on record and cordially invite you...to bite...my left one.
Frankie Emerson: That’s disgusting, propositioning your boss like that.
Jesse Russow: Pipe down sugar lumps or I’ll sick Emma on you again.
(Alexis and Michael laugh at the comment as Frankie scowls and goes silent for a moment before starting to talk again.)
Frankie Emerson: Well if you want MY opinion on this match…
Alexis & Michael O'Neil: We’d rather not.
Frankie Emerson: Shut up Alexis Makemeasammich. I was GOING to say that this match really is going to depend on which one of them talks first, because it’s a guarantee to put the other, and everyone else around, to sleep. This will allow the other to pick up the pinfall. It’s simple. It’s brilliant. BUT you also have to take into account the fact that Gonzalo is extremely annoying, and that could tip the scales in his favor. But, on the other hand, Daniel has 592 different relatives in this place so really it’s 50/50. Like it really matters, this match is nothing but a glorified bathroom break anyways.
(Jesse squares up in Frankie’s face.)
Jesse Russow: ...you want to stop talking. Now.
Cameron O’Neil: Now babe, remember...it’s not right to hit girls.
(Alexis snickers.)
Alexis Makarios: Well he did say ONE thing I agree with, the fact that Gonzo is absolutely obnoxious. If I was a betting woman, i’d put money down on Daniel Russow nearly murdering him out there tonight. And it’s no less than he deserves in my opinion. I am, however, hoping for a nice bloody match, preferably Gonzo’s blood.
Michael O'Neil: You probably have it right there Lex, because straight up Daniel has just about had enough of the bullshit. He has that Destination Next briefcase that he has had several opportunities to cash in only to be thwarted by Max and Gonzo. Straight up, if there is ever a night for Russow to make an impact....it’s tonight.
Alexis Makarios: Do you really think he’ll cash it in if Laura wins? What about Corey and Akuma… they used to be like family back in the AOD days.
Michael O'Neil: It’s honestly a tough call.
Jake Ryland: Well, that is a great moment to bring up what has been the strangest ever set of circumstances leading into the International Title Match. Akuma, Laura, and Corey in a triple threat match for the vacated International Title.
Michael O'Neil: Strangest is right. You wanna talk about who can out troll who? Here we had this hot intense feud between Laura and Corey, locked in what seemed like a never ending battle to try and regain the International Title. Suddenly here comes Akuma and well…
(The tv flickers and shows the following clips.)
PWSi 4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW
Art Campbell: As you see folks, during the commercial break Max Sheppard came down and abandoned this match … things got way outta control out here, both participants had been assaulted by outside interference, we've got three referees knocked out … I guess Max had no other choice!
(Sheppard gets on the mic and sounds furious)
Max Sheppard: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the referees losing control of the contest this match is unable to continue … therefore I had no choice but to abandon the match!
Crowd: BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
Max Sheppard: You're right, it is bullshit … but it ain't my damn fault! Blame Nick Madison for running out here uninvited, blame Akuma for getting involved in situations that don't concern him, blame Corey Bull for attacking the officials to begin with … all of you have ruined by main event and there's gonna be hell to pay! But as far as the title goes … well after all this how can you claim anybody in this mess deserves the title? This is an absolute embarrassment to my company so as of right now I'm declaring that the PWSmarks International Championship … is … VACANT!!
Jake, Art and Sid: WHAT?!!!
Max Sheppard: That's right ladies and gentlemen, there is NO International Champion!
QUEEN OF THE RING
[Worldwide returns from commercial with Laura Phoenix and Corey Bull engaged in a brawl on the interview set backstage. Brandon Harris has been knocked down in the chaos, the digital screen that forms the back of the set has been knocked down and smashed and Laura and Corey are trading punches as the fans pop huge for it on the big screen inside. Corey seems to have lost his weapons by this point in the night and is just throwing everything he can at Phoenix, ramming her into the metal support that holds the interview area backdrop together.]
Jake Ryland: Will somebody please just shoot Corey with a tranquilizer dart or something and be done with it? He's caused nothing but chaos here tonight on Worldwide … he's gone absolutely ballistic after being robbed of the International Championship last week!
[Corey starts to take the upper hand on Laura as he rams her head into the steel supports, and Nick Madison comes running onto the scene out of nowhere spearing Corey through the other side of the interview set. Madison starts brawling with Corey on the floor but as he does, Derek Wolfe pops out of his nearby locker room holding one of the chairs, and cracks Nick on the back of the head with the chair. Corey and Derek begin hammering Madison, but Laura is able to superkick Derek in the face and get rid of him as least momentarily. Derek comes back though and punches Laura hard in the face provoking the ire of Nick again, and the whole thing breaks down into a mass brawl as we cut back to ringside]
[The show returns with a shot of Tyler Wheeler entering one of the production trucks outside in the parking lot at the back of the stadium, shortly followed by Akuma, who was the victim of Corey's ambush out there in the parking lot earlier tonight. Tyler holds the door and waits for Akuma, who follows him into the truck as we cut back to ringside where Corey and Laura are in the ring]
Jake Ryland: Wait a minute … what the hell is Akuma doing back there? Wrestlers aren't allowed in the … well anyway folks welcome back to Worldwide! We've only got five minutes or so left here and we're gonna attempt to crown a new champion - Harold Robinson is standing by.
[Robinson is rushing through the introductions]
Harold Robinson: This bout is set for one fall until curfew and it is for the vacant international wrestling title … introducing the challengers first, Corey Bull … and his opponent from Manhattan New York … Laura Phoenix! Your referee is Mr Brandon Harris.
[The bell rings and Corey and Laura charge, taking each other down with a double clothesline. They pop right up to their feet and the crowd are going nuts for the impromptu title match booking. Corey throws Laura across the ring, but she gets right to her feet and catches him off guard with a dropkick that sends Corey flying out of the ring. Laura goes to the apron and dives off onto the floor, sending Corey down with a seated senton]
Jake Ryland: Ohh man here we go, Corey and Laura going at it with some urgency here they know the show is almost over, we've been given a ten minute overrun by the network, no more commercial breaks … we're gonna have a new champion tonight right here on Worldwide!
[Laura slides back into the ring, Corey follows her and takes her down with a big boot. Corey picks Laura up for a black hole slam, but Laura counters out of it and drills Corey with the KTD! Corey falls down and Laura dives on him for the cover]
1 ….
2 …
KICKOUT!
[Corey throws Laura half way across the ring on the kick-out. Laura and Corey both get back to their feet and run at each other again when suddenly the lights go out around the stadium and we lose transmission to the building. The picture goes to harsh static for a few seconds and then spits out a test card]
WORLDWIDE 11/25
[We come back from commercial with Corey and Laura in the ring, along with Harold Robinson, as Max Sheppard is in the ring.
Harold Robinson: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the PWS International Championship! Introducing the special referee for this match, the owner and CEO of Pro Wrestling Smarks, Max Shepard!
[Max gives Harold the hurry up signal, as he tries to speed through the introductions.]
Harold Robinson: And introducing the competitors, in the corner to my left, from New York, New York, Laura Phoenix!
[The fans cheer.]
Harold Robinson: And in the corner to my right, from the Great Northwoods of Michigan, Corey Bull!
[A loud chorus of boos rains down from the crowd. After Harold gets out of the ring, Max checks with both Corey and Laura, who are both a bit hesitant with Max, before Max calls for the bell.
Art Campbell: And here we go...again!
Jake Ryland: This should be interesting with Max as ref.
[Suddenly, all the sound in the stadium is drowned out by the sound of a siren going off.]
Sid Carmack: Now what the hell!?
[Everyone in the ring looks confused as all hell, when suddenly the crowd erupts with cheers as Akuma comes into the stadium...driving a FIRETRUCK!?]
Sid Carmack: Oh for God's sake! What is this idiot doing!?
Jake Ryland: Uhhh, looks like he's driving a firetruck….
Sid Carmack: But WHY!?
[Akuma drives the firetruck up to the ringside area, as Max is shouting loudly at him, and Corey and Laura are just standing around, not really sure what to make of the situation. Suddenly, Akuma hops out of the driver's seat and hops down, walks back alongside the firetruck, then climbs up on top to where the water hose shoots out from, and without warning, begins hosing down all three in the ring!]
Sid Carmack: AHHHH!!! LOOK OUT!
[The water goes EVERYWHERE, drenching Max, Laura, and Corey, and even reaching the broadcast table and the first few rows behind. The crowd is going crazy, not knowing what to think. Max, Laura, and Corey are all slipping and sliding in the ring, and Akuma is laughing his head off. There's a few moments of silence from the announcers as they try to avoid the water, before we finally hear the screams of Sid Carmack.]
Sid Carmack: THAT IDIOT! HE'S RUINED ANOTHER MAIN EVENT! DAMN HIM!
[Akuma finally stops with the water hose, as Laura gives him a "Payback is a bitch!" look, while Corey and Max just look like they want to rip his head off. Security comes rushing to the scene, as Akuma stands tall ontop the firetruck, as the show crashes off the air.]
Jake Ryland: Ladies and gentlemen, what a night we've had here in Adelaide. I hope you've enjoyed the show, and hope you tune in again next week from Melbourne! So long and goodnight!
WORLDWIDE 12/2
[The show comes back on the air after the opening package, as Corey Bull is standing in the ring, with a table next to him with something on it, covered by a velvet cloth. He's pacing around the ring, with a microphone in hand.]
Corey Bull: I'm gonna make this short and sweet, just so I don't have to spend anymore time out here in front of you idiots than I have to.
[Of course this brings boos from the crowd.]
Corey Bull: Oh shut up, you all know I don't give a damn what you think. Now, the reason I'm out here is to set the record straight. You see, I never lost the International Championship, no, I had it STOLEN from me. And why? Because Max Sheppard doesn't know how to run a wrestling company, and can't control his roster? That's BULLSHIT! So, since I should still be the International Champion, yet Max refuses to see it that way...the logical way. I've decided I would bring in something that still signifies me as the rightful champion.
[With that, Corey takes off the velvet cloth and reveals a championship title belt.]
Corey Bull: Allow me to introduce you to the new PWS International Championship!
Sid Carmack: That...looks...AWESOME!
Jake Ryland: It IS impressive, but surely he doesn't expect that to be recognized as the official PWS International Championship?
Sid Carmack: Why not!?
Art Campbell: Cause he's not the champion!
Sid Carmack: Oh that's only what you say. I say he should still be champ! He never lost it!
Corey Bull: So, this is the new championship, since Max won't give me back what's rightfully mine-
[Just then, Corey is interrupted by "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva.]
Jake Ryland: Heeeeere we go.
Art Campbell: Here comes the boss! And I'm sure he'll have something to say about all this.
Sid Carmack: Maybe he's just coming out to get a better look at that awesome title?
Jake Ryland: I somehow doubt that's the case.
[Max makes his way to the ring with a pissed off expression on his face, as he gets in the ring and goes right to Corey.]
Max Sheppard: You know there's no way in hell that's getting recognized as the real title, right?
Corey Bull: Why not? It's better than any crap you've come up with. You can't even control your locker room long enough for an actual champ to be declared!
Max Sheppard: Oh, so you're going to blame the actions of YOUR cousin on me? Or maybe he was reacting to you jumping him from behind at Queen of the Ring?
Corey Bull: You little-
[Again, Corey is interrupted by music playing, this time it's the sound of "Hell Yeah" by Rev Theory, as the fans erupt with cheers as Laura Phoenix comes out onto the stage. She starts to make her way to the ring, but Max shouts at her to stay at the top of the stage.]
(The opening sequence starts, and the camera pans the parking lot of the sold out ANZ Arena in Sydney, Australia. The camera stops on a table set up in front of a TV screen, under a sun tent. Alexis Makarios, Michael O’Neil, Frankie Emerson, and Jake Ryland all sit behind the table.)
Jake Ryland: Hello and welcome to the Crusade Kick Off Show! I’m Jake Ryland and I’m here with three superstars in different places on the roster to discuss tonight’s matches with you. Tonight, I’m joined by former Vixxxen’s Champion, and Sydney native, Alexis Makarios!
Alexis Makarios: Thank you, Jake. I’m glad to be here.
Jake Ryland: How’s the knee feeling?
Alexis Makarios: Pretty darn good, I’m inches from being cleared for in ring competition again.
Jake Ryland: That’s great to hear! I’m also joined tonight by in ring veteran and brother of Laura Phoenix and Cameron O’Neil, Michael O’Neil.
Michael O'Neil: An absolute pleasure to be here Jake! Ready for this night! And the view from here isn’t too bad either.
Jake Ryland: No subtlety here tonight, I see. And lastly, and unfortunately, I am also joined by PWSi Vixxxen, Frankie “The Face” Emerson.
Frankie Emerson: What do you mean “unfortunately”? It’s an honor for you guys to sit here with me. I’m going to make this show!
Jake Ryland: Whatever you say, Frankie.
Frankie Emerson: Just keep Alexis What-her-name away from me. She’s dangerous.
Alexis Makarios: Shut up…
Jake Ryland: Anyways. We are going to be here tonight and discussing all the matches, get some fan input, and even a few appearances as the superstars are arriving for the night. Let’s not waste any time, and start right off with the first match on the list, and that is Dynamite and Chris Edwards. What do you guys think?
Alexis Makarios: I think this is a personal match now. It started off with Edwards being his usual asshole self, and then he crossed that line and made it personal.
Michael O'Neil: Exactly, the one thing that some people can’t seem to grasp is you don’t ever go after someone’s family. The minute that Edwards did what he did in front of his child...all bets are off. I know if I was Max I would have security at the door to stop anything from happening before the match because Dynamite is liable to send Edwards home in a bodybag tonight.
Alexis Makarios: I’d pay to see that. Edwards is an idiot and he’s asking for it. Dynamite’s a big guy, and he’s strong. If Marcus was here, i’m sure he’d make some comment about HULK SMASH, which at this point I really think isn’t that far off.
Frankie Emerson: YAWN! Who cares, this match doesn’t have me in it.
Michael O'Neil: It’d be better if you weren’t here at all man, just sayin’.
Jake Ryland: Let’s take a look at the attack that took this rivalry and turned it up a notch.
(Jake pushes a button and the tv turns on, playing the clip.)
Jayne: Of course! You just be careful in your match.
Dynamite: Oh that? I'll be just fine.
Voice: I wouldn't be so sure of that.
[Before Dynamite can react, he's blindsided by Chris Edwards, who nails him upside the head with Betsy, as Jayne screams and cowers against the wall, watching in horror as Edwards violently attacks Dynamite, repeatedly bashing him with Betsy. After hitting Dynamite a few times, Edwards gets down and starts grinding the barbed wire along Dynamite's face as he talks to him in a creepy, psychotic tone.]
Chris Edwards: I told you! I told you that you owed me a new shirt but because of your selfish ways it had to end up like this. There's no one that's going to help you Dynamite, you're "friend" Marcus Cage ain't going to help you….No body! You see, I talked to Max Sheppard today, our match is on the main card now. Which means the beating you're going to take is going to be broadcast allllll around the world on pay-per-view.
[He looks up and see's the child cowering in the corner. He glares at the child with his cold dark brown eyes with no emotion, but then cracks into a twisted sick smile as he leans in close to Dynamite's ear, but still looking straight at Jayne, who is frantically screaming for help.]
Chris Edwards: Your dad here, won't be the same come Crusade. The way you see him afterward you're going to CRY! JUST...like you're doing now. NO ONE is going to be there to save him...you'll have to sit back and watch.
[Edwards finally stands up away from Dynamite, tilting his head and looking at Jayne.]
Chris Edwards: Then again, who says I can't hit him where it hurts now?
[Edwards takes a couple steps towards Jayne, as the child is screaming with blood-curdling screams, before security rushes onto the scene and pulls Edwards back, as Jayne rushes to Dynamite's aid. Quickly after, Marcus Cage and others come rushing in as Edwards laughs and walks away, as we cut to ringside.]
Jake Ryland: After that, there’s no doubt that Dynamite is the fan favorite to win.
Alexis Makarios: I’d bet money on it. You don’t mess with someone's kids. Or any kid that is close to that person. I’m sure if someone tried messing with Elizabeth again, you’d kill them. Wouldn’t you Michael?
Michael O'Neil: One in the long line of people.
Frankie Emerson: Well maybe they shouldn’t be bringing kids to the arena? Just saying.
Michael O'Neil: Frankie, not to burst your bubble or anything but by the looks of you, my niece would and could whoop your ass. You’re one step away from wearing a tutu, my friend.
Frankie Emerson: First off, I’m not your friend. Secondly, what is PWS now, a daycare center? Kids don’t belong in the arena unless they are fans of mine begging for an autograph.
Alexis Makarios: Just shut your mouth before I knock your teeth down your throat.
Michael O'Neil: Oooo fiesty! Hey Jake, I got 50 on Alexis if that happens.
Alexis Makarios: I’ve beaten you before and I’ll beat you again.
Frankie Emerson: YOU CHEATED AND TRIED TO KILL ME!
Alexis Makarios: If you don’t shut up… I’ll succeed this time.
Jake Ryland: Ok guys, no bloodshed on the kickoff show.
Michael O'Neil: Awww, and here I was hoping for at least some fury from the fiery red head. Course I wouldn’t mind throwing him over the balcony myself.
Jake Ryland: Change of subject here… arriving at the arena is none other than Trisha Lee Moore, one of the superstars who is competing on tonight’s show in a farewell match.
(Jake gets Trisha’s attention and she walks over to the table.)
Jake Ryland: Trisha, welcome to the Crusade Kick Off Show.
Trisha: Sure. Did you guys need something?
Jake Ryland: Well, we are just discussing some matches on tonight’s show. Do you have any final thoughts you’d like to say about your match tonight?
Trisha: Not really. I’ve said all I need to say. I do wish Eddie good luck.
Jake Ryland: Do you guys have anything to ask Trisha?
Michael O'Neil: I do! Two part question. 1. Are you going to miss PWS once it’s all said and done? annnnd 2. Can I just say, you have an AMAZING rack!
Trisha: 1: Of course I will, but never say never. I might be back in the future or for special appearances. And 2: ……..
(She then promptly slaps him across the face, leaving a red mark. She crosses her arms and looks at him.)
Trisha: Now, was it worth it?
(Michael holds his jaw and smirks.)
Michael O'Neil: Soooo worth it.
(She rolls her eyes and lets out a sigh. She then notices Frankie trying to get their attention.)
Frankie Emerson: I have a question. How does it feel to be dumpy?
Trisha: How does it feel to be stuck in the Vixxxen’s division?
(She looks over at Alexis)
Trisha: No offense.
Frankie Emerson: At least I’m not taking my ball and going home like you are.
Trisha: I’m moving on with my career, something you wouldn’t know. It’s been coming for ages I have just now come to accept it. Alexis, Michael, I wish you guys luck in your careers. Frankie, I hope you die and burn in hell.
(She then smirks and heads into the arena.)
Jake Ryland: Well that was interesting. What do you guys think about her match with Eddie Lopez?
Michael O'Neil: You know, say what you will about Trisha Lee Moore, she has had an amazing career in PWS. Besides my sister, who else can say that she hasn’t had a Hall of Fame career. Eddie Lopez has also had a stellar career and these two facing off for bragging rights in what may be their final appearances in PWS. It may very well be the surprise match of the night.
Alexis Makarios: I would agree with that statement. Both have had a great career and everything, and are great entertainers in that ring. But it’s no lie that you can see that neither one have really been as into things in this company as of late. We all should have seen it coming. But when it comes down to who do I think is going to win? I would want to say Eddie. Trisha’s brutal in the ring, but she’s too emotional at times. And I think that is going to give Eddie the edge.
Frankie Emerson: It’s about time they left if you ask me. Wasting space and taking up spots on the shows that could be used for someone more entertaining, like me. It’s tough being a Vixxxen you know.
Alexis Makarios: Shut up Frankie, you know nothing about how tough it really is to be a Vixxxen.
Michael O'Neil: I doubt he even knows how tough it is to be a man.
Frankie Emerson: I’ll have you know…
Alexis Makarios: I really don’t want to hear it, Frankie, unless it is pertinent to our conversation about who is going to win between Trisha and Eddie. I’ve already laid out my prediction, who do you think is going to win, Michael?
Michael O'Neil: I’ll give this one to Trisha. Eddie has an amazing talent in the ring but I think the way Trisha can be, she is going to want it more as her final match in PWS.
Jake Ryland: Some strong opinions from some strong willed people. It’s no secret those two are going to put on a great match, as they always do. Now, let’s take a look at some of the build up going into our next match, shall we?
(The tv behind them flickers on as the following clips are shown)
PWSI 4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW:
[Worldwide returns from commercial with Marcus Cage and David Shane sitting down in the office backstage with Max and Star. Max is doing the majority of the talking as Star is slumped back in her chair looking sick and not paying attention to what's going on]
Max Sheppard: Now Marcus, David, you know what I want to talk to you about right?
[Cage and Shane look at each other, blankly]
Max Sheppard: Oh for God's sake! Well since you weren't informed let me give you a little insight as to what the future holds for the PWS … now this affects you directly because you're the tag team champions. It's no secret that tag team wrestling has been dead and buried around here for about three years now and to be quite honest with you, it just doesn't draw … so I'm afraid that as of right now I'm officially ending the tag division, and declaring the championships defunct.
[Shane starts looking angry but then Cage stands up, takes his belt and throws it down on the desk. Shane looks at him and realises that Marcus is releasing some of their frustration over how the belts have been treated, and tosses his down too. Cage looks liberated as he yells at a confused Max]
Marcus Cage: THANK … GOD!
Max Sheppard: W… what? I thought you'd be pissed -
Marcus Cage: Listen Max, we're wrestling guys … and yes I do believe that title belts should always be won and lost in the ring not handed over like this but the bottom line is that these title belts have been holding us down ever since we won the damn things. David and myself are pro wrestlers, and good ones at that, we can go out there in that ring and bust our asses night in and night out and put on great matches for the crowds but no … that's not good enough for you is it? You had to make wrestling a dirty word around here, didn't you Max?!
[Max tries to cut Cage off but Marcus just continues on at him]
Marcus Cage: What I wanna know is who reminded you that you even have a tag belts on the show, cos we both thought you'd forgotten! We know there's no real division and no competition whatsoever and from day one, the second we won these belts you may as well have tied an anchor to our waists instead because all you've done is use this as an excuse to keep us off the damn show. This belt is a ten pound aluminium kiss of death, and you can stick it pal!
[Max just laughs at Cage which leaves the tag champion looking extremely irked]
Max Sheppard: Oh really? You're not suddenly going to become main event players now just because you're not tag champions you know … this doesn't change a damn thing!
[This time Shane stands up and confronts Max]
David Shane: HOW DARE YOU?! How dare you Max Sheppard, actually have the temerity to sit there and say that we're not going to be main event players … like we ever came in here and asked to be in the first place! We're not the ones bitching about not being main event Max, because frankly we don't NEED to be in a featured role to steal the show … all we need is to be ON the show! You're soap opera is fine and all but the people want wrestling … and nobody does in-ring wrestling matches better than me and my boy Marcus Cage … and we're gonna prove it!
Marcus Cage: Who in their right mind ever would have thought that WRESTLING fans … watching a WRESTLING program … would actually expect to see WRESTLERS … WRESTLE?!!
Worldwide 11/25:
Jake Ryland: I understand, but now I have also been told that you have some announcements to make?
Star Stormz: Yes, I do, Jake. Now, I know that I'm not able to be there tonight, my doctors have told me I need to take these next couple of weeks off to recover, but able to make the trip to be at the show in Newcastle, as well as be in Sydney for Crusade. Now even though I may not be there in Adelaide, I'm not going to let that keep me from doing my job, as I have two matches I'm announcing for Crusade.
Jake Ryland: Oh wow, has Max-
Star Stormz: I don't care what Max has to say, I am still the PWS President for now, so after talking to Trisha Lee Moore, I am making her match with Eddie Lopez official for Crusade.
[The fans cheer.]
Star Stormz: Also, because I know Max doesn't understand the pure untapped talent in these two individuals, I am going to give them their time to shine. So I am also announcing that David Shane will take on Marcus Cage, in a match that will showcase their incredible wrestling abilities...a PURE rules match!
WorldWide 12/9:
Lenny Jennings: Now guys, on Sunday you two will face each other in a PURE rules match. What are your thoughts on finally getting a proper chance to shine on the big stage?
David Shane: It's about damn time. This company has tried...well...Max Sheppard has tried to hold us down for so long, he's about to see why we are the working horses of this company. We go out there day in and day out, we bust our ass, giving everything we got. So come Sunday, the world better be ready to see David Shane steal the show.
Marcus Cage: You mean they better be ready to see the high-voltage superstar steal the show.
David Shane: Whatever, either way it's gonna be one hell of a match.
Marcus Cage: Exactly, cause I'm in it. This match is just what my career needs.
David Shane: YOUR career?
Lenny Jennings: Uh, guys?
Marcus Cage: Man, you know how irritating it is to be forced to sit back, knowing you're one of the best athletes in the company, and watch the company waste its time on soap opera drama and things that have absolutely nothing to do with actual wrestling?
David Shane: Dude….
Marcus Cage: Oh...right. Well still, I think everyone gets my point.
Lenny Jennings: Can I ask a question here?
David Shane: Well, isn't that what you're supposed to be doing?
Marcus Cage: Yeah, you ARE the interviewer…
Lenny Jennings: Have either of you even done any research as to what a PURE rules match is?
David Shane: Uh…
Marcus Cage: Um….
Lenny Jennings: Thaaat's what I thought.
David Shane: It can't be THAT bad….surely.
Marcus Cage: Yeah, I mean...how many rules can their be?
Lenny Jennings: Actually…
(The tv cuts back out.)
Jake Ryland: Thoughts on the Pure Rules match between Marcus and David?
Alexis Makarios: It’s sure to be a high octane match that is going to entertain, no doubt. These two feel they have a lot to prove to themselves, the fans, and management.
(They are then disrupted by snoring coming from Frankie’s direction, as he has his head leaned on his hand, and his eyes closed. Michael reaches inside his dress coat and produces a water pistol and shoots it right at Frankie’s face. This causes Frankie to jolt awake, his elbow slipping from under him and his face slams into the desk.)
Frankie Emerson: THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN IF BRANDO WERE HERE! You guys suck.
(Alexis snickers a little.)
Michael O'Neil: Stay awake dumbass and it wouldn’t happen at all.
Jake Ryland: So what do you think about David Shane and Marcus Cage’s match?
Michael O'Neil: Pure rules are one of the greatest things in professional wrestling today. We both know that these boys can go and it’s going to be a match that seriously no one is expecting but is going to shock everyone.
Alexis Makarios: These two men have something to prove in that ring, and nothing is going to stand in their way. They’ve been saying for weeks that they are going to steal the show, and that they don’t NEED to be in the main event to walk out with the most talked about match. And I think they have an extremely valid point. These two want it, and they are going to take each other, and this match, to the extreme. Now one thing I know we can expect is a clean match. These two are pals, and they wouldn’t do anything to get a cheap win. Much the same as when myself and Brittany fought, there’s a certain level of trust and that’s going to come into play here. These two could EASILY steal the show. Why? Because there is no drama attached to this match. This match is straight up entertainment value and it’s one I for one am really interested in seeing. In terms on who will win, I think these two are VERY evenly matched.
Frankie Emerson: I say double count out, or something lame like that. In the first 5 minutes. Save us all an awful lot of lost brain cells.
Michael O'Neil: I honestly cannot predict a winner to be honest. I do wish luck to both men though.
Alexis Makarios: I personally think it’s going to come down to who can focus more. Is that Marcus or David? That remains to be seen. But whoever wins is going to deserve it majorly, but if I had to pick someone, I think that Marcus has the ever so slight edge over David if he can keep the match at the pace HE wants and not the pace David wants. That’s my thoughts on the matter.
Jake Ryland: No doubt it’s going to be a good match, no matter who wins. Looks as though we are about to be joined by Marcus Cage himself.
(Marcus pops up on screen grinning.)
Marcus Cage: Hey guys, how’s it going?
Alexis Makarios: Would be better if I didn’t have to deal with dumbass over there.
(She points over to Frankie who sticks his tongue out at her)
Michael O'Neil: I second that one.
Marcus Cage: Well it looks like you guys are making do pretty good with what you have to work with. Sweet little set up you got going on out here.
Alexis Makarios: Yeah it’s a perspective you don’t usually get to see in this business. Ironic time for you to pop in actually, we just were discussing your match with David.
Marcus Cage: So, what’s the over under? Who’s the odds on favorite to win?
Michael O'Neil: Actually, it’s pretty much too close to call.
Alexis Makarios: But we are predicting one hell of a match.
Marcus Cage: I can guarantee you THAT much. Even Frankie’s predicting it to be a good, close match? Or is this a typical “it needs more Frankie”?
Alexis Makarios: We aren’t counting his opinions.
Marcus Cage: A wise choice.
Frankie Emerson: No… you.
Marcus Cage: No, me what?
Frankie Emerson: Just no… don’t you know when you are being insulted???
Marcus Cage: Don’t you know when you’re not wanted somewhere? Or how to shut up?
Alexis Makarios: Just ignore him. We’ve heard you talk about how important this match is to you, do you have any strategies or thoughts going into a match against one of your best friends?
Marcus Cage: As far as fighting your friends goes, you should be practically an expert on that.
Alexis Makarios: That I am, I suppose. You have to look at it like any other match.
Marcus Cage: Exactly. And it’s not about winning or losing with me, as I’ve said before. It’s not about whether my shoulders or David’s are pinned to the mat. This is about two friends giving it their all for their fans. Plain and simple. No gimmicks, no drama. It’s about respect and the fans.
Michael O'Neil: And I suppose stealing the show and sticking it to Max is just a bonus?
(Marcus grins big)
Marcus Cage: YES! A BIG bonus. It’s like a Christmas Bonus that isn’t going to cost anyone anything. Now, if you’ll excuse me, Candy’s inside waiting for me.
Jake Ryland: Well thank you for your time, and good luck out there tonight.
Marcus Cage: Thanks, Alexis, Mike, Jake… always a pleasure. Frankie… just keep your mouth shut and you’ll be ok.
(He then walks into the building.)
Jake Ryland: And on that note, we’ve got our next match on the card to discuss, and that is the United Title match. Nick Madison defends his belt against Derek Wolfe. Your thoughts?
Michael O'Neil: You know those moments in time where it’s like Groundhogs Day? Repeating over and over and over. This is one of those moments. My brother in law cannot seem to shake Derek Wolfe. He’s like the cat that refuses to go away.
Alexis Makarios: Derek is another one of Max’s selected superstars, and you know that’s going to come in to play. I don’t know what Nick did to piss them off, but he somehow succeeded.
Frankie Emerson: Derek Wolfe is clearly going to win. Why? Because the champ is going to be too worried about his dumpy little wife running around. By the way… why is she not in the kitchen making him a tasty sandwich? I mean she sucks and she’s a loser. She couldn’t even hold on to her International Title. Why? Because she sucks.
Michael O'Neil: HEY! DOUCHEBAG! That’s my sister you are talking about.
Frankie Emerson: Oh… right… well. She has… uh… nice ring gear? Yeah… there’s that.
Michael O'Neil: I’d like for ONCE for you to show an OUNCE of talent that Nick and Laura have in that ring. You aren’t even a viable enough wrestler against the Vixxxen’s division to even be allowed to carry SPINELLI’S bags.
Alexis Makarios: Ohhhhh he just burned you bad….
Michael O'Neil: Simple enough to say that Derek Wolfe is obviously riding Max’s coattails and kissing his ass to get these shots over and over. Nick stood up to Max’s crap just like the Russow’s did.
Alexis Makarios: And that fact is going to play huge into this match. I wouldn’t put it past Max to somehow get involved and cost Nick the belt. Pay off a ref, send out more goons to interfere, the typical. But if Max keeps his nose out of it, I think Nick is going to win… hands down. He’s worked too hard to get that belt, and he’s not going to give it up now.
Michael O'Neil: Simple enough to say Derek will NOT walk out with that title tonight no matter what Max and the crew have to say.
Jake Ryland: And so we shall see tonight here on Crusade live from the ANZ Arena. It appears that Jesse Russow & Cameron O’Neil is arriving at the arena for the show.
Michael O'Neil: HEY! SIS! OVER HERE!!!
(Cameron and Jesse hear Michael call and walk over to the table they were sitting at)
Michael O'Neil: I have this sneaking suspicion you guys are just in time to talk about Daniel’s match against Gonzo.
Jake Ryland: And even touch on Audrey’s coronation as well.
Cameron O'Neil: I think it’s kinda shitty that Audrey isn’t getting her chance at the Vixxxen’s Championship like she was suppose to after winning Queen of the Ring.
Alexis Makarios: Yeah I’m not happy with there being no Vixxxen’s match on the show, as a fellow Vixxxen that just pisses me off.
Frankie Emerson: Well, they could have put me in the match, but nooooooo they had to be sexist like that.
Cameron O’Neil: Frankie, what the hell have you done besides be a joke? I’ve been really quiet lately about what happened and yeah it was really shitty for Jetta to take her ball and go home despite whatever reasons. But it’s not going to ruin this night for Audrey, she’s going to shine like the queen she really is.
Alexis Makarios: A hard fought victory at Queen of the Ring for Audrey, and a well deserved spot light moment. She has worked for this and trained for this moment. Sure, it’s not the Crusade moment she wanted, but it’s a moment and she’s going to enjoy it, I’m sure. I just hope no jackasses ruin her moment… yes I’m talking about you Frankie.
Michael O'Neil: I am sure that you guys as well as Emma Russow, who was the last Queen of the Ring, will try to make sure that things go off without a hitch but now let’s turn our attention to Jesse here, where tonight your brother Dan goes up against Gonzalo Leon.
Alexis Makarios: Listen to you, sounding all professional and what not.
Michael O'Neil: Hey, I have you know that I can be professional when I want too...and Jake is over there sleepin’ on the job.
Jake Ryland: AM NOT!
Alexis Makarios: Anyways… there’s been alot going on with Daniel and Gonzalo… and this is going to be a bloody match if you ask me. I mean Daniel HAS to be out for blood by now, right?
Jesse Russow: More...than you...know.
Alexis Makarios: Can we get anything more than that on the mindframe of Dan going into this fight?
Jesse Russow: What more do you need to know? Gonzalo crossed the line...Daniel’s looking to make sure he gets what’s coming to him. An eye for an eye...no muss, no fuss...just good old fashioned revenge. Plain and simple, kid.
Michael O'Neil: Well we all know that Gonzo seems to almost be doing the bidding of PWS’s owner Max Sheppard. Max seems to have it out for both you and Daniel. Do you think that he’s going to have some sort of influence on this match?
Jesse Russow: I’d be lying if I said no. We all saw what happened the last time Max had an “issue” with a Russow...it was even on Gonzalo then as well. I don’t know what his problem with us is other than our last name...but if he wants a war, he damn sure looked in the right place and with all due respect...MR. Sheppard...being as I’ve bit my tongue about this whole ordeal I would just like to publicly go on record and cordially invite you...to bite...my left one.
Frankie Emerson: That’s disgusting, propositioning your boss like that.
Jesse Russow: Pipe down sugar lumps or I’ll sick Emma on you again.
(Alexis and Michael laugh at the comment as Frankie scowls and goes silent for a moment before starting to talk again.)
Frankie Emerson: Well if you want MY opinion on this match…
Alexis & Michael O'Neil: We’d rather not.
Frankie Emerson: Shut up Alexis Makemeasammich. I was GOING to say that this match really is going to depend on which one of them talks first, because it’s a guarantee to put the other, and everyone else around, to sleep. This will allow the other to pick up the pinfall. It’s simple. It’s brilliant. BUT you also have to take into account the fact that Gonzalo is extremely annoying, and that could tip the scales in his favor. But, on the other hand, Daniel has 592 different relatives in this place so really it’s 50/50. Like it really matters, this match is nothing but a glorified bathroom break anyways.
(Jesse squares up in Frankie’s face.)
Jesse Russow: ...you want to stop talking. Now.
Cameron O’Neil: Now babe, remember...it’s not right to hit girls.
(Alexis snickers.)
Alexis Makarios: Well he did say ONE thing I agree with, the fact that Gonzo is absolutely obnoxious. If I was a betting woman, i’d put money down on Daniel Russow nearly murdering him out there tonight. And it’s no less than he deserves in my opinion. I am, however, hoping for a nice bloody match, preferably Gonzo’s blood.
Michael O'Neil: You probably have it right there Lex, because straight up Daniel has just about had enough of the bullshit. He has that Destination Next briefcase that he has had several opportunities to cash in only to be thwarted by Max and Gonzo. Straight up, if there is ever a night for Russow to make an impact....it’s tonight.
Alexis Makarios: Do you really think he’ll cash it in if Laura wins? What about Corey and Akuma… they used to be like family back in the AOD days.
Michael O'Neil: It’s honestly a tough call.
Jake Ryland: Well, that is a great moment to bring up what has been the strangest ever set of circumstances leading into the International Title Match. Akuma, Laura, and Corey in a triple threat match for the vacated International Title.
Michael O'Neil: Strangest is right. You wanna talk about who can out troll who? Here we had this hot intense feud between Laura and Corey, locked in what seemed like a never ending battle to try and regain the International Title. Suddenly here comes Akuma and well…
(The tv flickers and shows the following clips.)
PWSi 4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW
Art Campbell: As you see folks, during the commercial break Max Sheppard came down and abandoned this match … things got way outta control out here, both participants had been assaulted by outside interference, we've got three referees knocked out … I guess Max had no other choice!
(Sheppard gets on the mic and sounds furious)
Max Sheppard: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the referees losing control of the contest this match is unable to continue … therefore I had no choice but to abandon the match!
Crowd: BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
Max Sheppard: You're right, it is bullshit … but it ain't my damn fault! Blame Nick Madison for running out here uninvited, blame Akuma for getting involved in situations that don't concern him, blame Corey Bull for attacking the officials to begin with … all of you have ruined by main event and there's gonna be hell to pay! But as far as the title goes … well after all this how can you claim anybody in this mess deserves the title? This is an absolute embarrassment to my company so as of right now I'm declaring that the PWSmarks International Championship … is … VACANT!!
Jake, Art and Sid: WHAT?!!!
Max Sheppard: That's right ladies and gentlemen, there is NO International Champion!
QUEEN OF THE RING
[Worldwide returns from commercial with Laura Phoenix and Corey Bull engaged in a brawl on the interview set backstage. Brandon Harris has been knocked down in the chaos, the digital screen that forms the back of the set has been knocked down and smashed and Laura and Corey are trading punches as the fans pop huge for it on the big screen inside. Corey seems to have lost his weapons by this point in the night and is just throwing everything he can at Phoenix, ramming her into the metal support that holds the interview area backdrop together.]
Jake Ryland: Will somebody please just shoot Corey with a tranquilizer dart or something and be done with it? He's caused nothing but chaos here tonight on Worldwide … he's gone absolutely ballistic after being robbed of the International Championship last week!
[Corey starts to take the upper hand on Laura as he rams her head into the steel supports, and Nick Madison comes running onto the scene out of nowhere spearing Corey through the other side of the interview set. Madison starts brawling with Corey on the floor but as he does, Derek Wolfe pops out of his nearby locker room holding one of the chairs, and cracks Nick on the back of the head with the chair. Corey and Derek begin hammering Madison, but Laura is able to superkick Derek in the face and get rid of him as least momentarily. Derek comes back though and punches Laura hard in the face provoking the ire of Nick again, and the whole thing breaks down into a mass brawl as we cut back to ringside]
[The show returns with a shot of Tyler Wheeler entering one of the production trucks outside in the parking lot at the back of the stadium, shortly followed by Akuma, who was the victim of Corey's ambush out there in the parking lot earlier tonight. Tyler holds the door and waits for Akuma, who follows him into the truck as we cut back to ringside where Corey and Laura are in the ring]
Jake Ryland: Wait a minute … what the hell is Akuma doing back there? Wrestlers aren't allowed in the … well anyway folks welcome back to Worldwide! We've only got five minutes or so left here and we're gonna attempt to crown a new champion - Harold Robinson is standing by.
[Robinson is rushing through the introductions]
Harold Robinson: This bout is set for one fall until curfew and it is for the vacant international wrestling title … introducing the challengers first, Corey Bull … and his opponent from Manhattan New York … Laura Phoenix! Your referee is Mr Brandon Harris.
[The bell rings and Corey and Laura charge, taking each other down with a double clothesline. They pop right up to their feet and the crowd are going nuts for the impromptu title match booking. Corey throws Laura across the ring, but she gets right to her feet and catches him off guard with a dropkick that sends Corey flying out of the ring. Laura goes to the apron and dives off onto the floor, sending Corey down with a seated senton]
Jake Ryland: Ohh man here we go, Corey and Laura going at it with some urgency here they know the show is almost over, we've been given a ten minute overrun by the network, no more commercial breaks … we're gonna have a new champion tonight right here on Worldwide!
[Laura slides back into the ring, Corey follows her and takes her down with a big boot. Corey picks Laura up for a black hole slam, but Laura counters out of it and drills Corey with the KTD! Corey falls down and Laura dives on him for the cover]
1 ….
2 …
KICKOUT!
[Corey throws Laura half way across the ring on the kick-out. Laura and Corey both get back to their feet and run at each other again when suddenly the lights go out around the stadium and we lose transmission to the building. The picture goes to harsh static for a few seconds and then spits out a test card]
WORLDWIDE 11/25
[We come back from commercial with Corey and Laura in the ring, along with Harold Robinson, as Max Sheppard is in the ring.
Harold Robinson: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the PWS International Championship! Introducing the special referee for this match, the owner and CEO of Pro Wrestling Smarks, Max Shepard!
[Max gives Harold the hurry up signal, as he tries to speed through the introductions.]
Harold Robinson: And introducing the competitors, in the corner to my left, from New York, New York, Laura Phoenix!
[The fans cheer.]
Harold Robinson: And in the corner to my right, from the Great Northwoods of Michigan, Corey Bull!
[A loud chorus of boos rains down from the crowd. After Harold gets out of the ring, Max checks with both Corey and Laura, who are both a bit hesitant with Max, before Max calls for the bell.
Art Campbell: And here we go...again!
Jake Ryland: This should be interesting with Max as ref.
[Suddenly, all the sound in the stadium is drowned out by the sound of a siren going off.]
Sid Carmack: Now what the hell!?
[Everyone in the ring looks confused as all hell, when suddenly the crowd erupts with cheers as Akuma comes into the stadium...driving a FIRETRUCK!?]
Sid Carmack: Oh for God's sake! What is this idiot doing!?
Jake Ryland: Uhhh, looks like he's driving a firetruck….
Sid Carmack: But WHY!?
[Akuma drives the firetruck up to the ringside area, as Max is shouting loudly at him, and Corey and Laura are just standing around, not really sure what to make of the situation. Suddenly, Akuma hops out of the driver's seat and hops down, walks back alongside the firetruck, then climbs up on top to where the water hose shoots out from, and without warning, begins hosing down all three in the ring!]
Sid Carmack: AHHHH!!! LOOK OUT!
[The water goes EVERYWHERE, drenching Max, Laura, and Corey, and even reaching the broadcast table and the first few rows behind. The crowd is going crazy, not knowing what to think. Max, Laura, and Corey are all slipping and sliding in the ring, and Akuma is laughing his head off. There's a few moments of silence from the announcers as they try to avoid the water, before we finally hear the screams of Sid Carmack.]
Sid Carmack: THAT IDIOT! HE'S RUINED ANOTHER MAIN EVENT! DAMN HIM!
[Akuma finally stops with the water hose, as Laura gives him a "Payback is a bitch!" look, while Corey and Max just look like they want to rip his head off. Security comes rushing to the scene, as Akuma stands tall ontop the firetruck, as the show crashes off the air.]
Jake Ryland: Ladies and gentlemen, what a night we've had here in Adelaide. I hope you've enjoyed the show, and hope you tune in again next week from Melbourne! So long and goodnight!
WORLDWIDE 12/2
[The show comes back on the air after the opening package, as Corey Bull is standing in the ring, with a table next to him with something on it, covered by a velvet cloth. He's pacing around the ring, with a microphone in hand.]
Corey Bull: I'm gonna make this short and sweet, just so I don't have to spend anymore time out here in front of you idiots than I have to.
[Of course this brings boos from the crowd.]
Corey Bull: Oh shut up, you all know I don't give a damn what you think. Now, the reason I'm out here is to set the record straight. You see, I never lost the International Championship, no, I had it STOLEN from me. And why? Because Max Sheppard doesn't know how to run a wrestling company, and can't control his roster? That's BULLSHIT! So, since I should still be the International Champion, yet Max refuses to see it that way...the logical way. I've decided I would bring in something that still signifies me as the rightful champion.
[With that, Corey takes off the velvet cloth and reveals a championship title belt.]
Corey Bull: Allow me to introduce you to the new PWS International Championship!
Sid Carmack: That...looks...AWESOME!
Jake Ryland: It IS impressive, but surely he doesn't expect that to be recognized as the official PWS International Championship?
Sid Carmack: Why not!?
Art Campbell: Cause he's not the champion!
Sid Carmack: Oh that's only what you say. I say he should still be champ! He never lost it!
Corey Bull: So, this is the new championship, since Max won't give me back what's rightfully mine-
[Just then, Corey is interrupted by "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva.]
Jake Ryland: Heeeeere we go.
Art Campbell: Here comes the boss! And I'm sure he'll have something to say about all this.
Sid Carmack: Maybe he's just coming out to get a better look at that awesome title?
Jake Ryland: I somehow doubt that's the case.
[Max makes his way to the ring with a pissed off expression on his face, as he gets in the ring and goes right to Corey.]
Max Sheppard: You know there's no way in hell that's getting recognized as the real title, right?
Corey Bull: Why not? It's better than any crap you've come up with. You can't even control your locker room long enough for an actual champ to be declared!
Max Sheppard: Oh, so you're going to blame the actions of YOUR cousin on me? Or maybe he was reacting to you jumping him from behind at Queen of the Ring?
Corey Bull: You little-
[Again, Corey is interrupted by music playing, this time it's the sound of "Hell Yeah" by Rev Theory, as the fans erupt with cheers as Laura Phoenix comes out onto the stage. She starts to make her way to the ring, but Max shouts at her to stay at the top of the stage.]