Bastards

[Corey Bull]

*Cackling*


Isn't this fucking rich. 

Apex my ass, most of this roster is made of pansies and wannabes.

Their mothers should have learned to swallow before she met me..



But who am I?

Am I who you think I am?

Or are we something more?

I can' tell anymore.

But we are definitely here for some fun at everyone else's expense.

And if that offends you...

Then you can fuck right off.

Like jump in the air, spin, twirl and land asshole first and drive that bitch elbow deep into your asshole so I can tickle your nose with my fingers.

That's how many fucks I give.

I'm here to beat people up, kiss bitches, snort lines of coke off the asses of ten dollar hookers...literally all the bad shit of the bible and society in general. 

Why?

Because I can.

Duh.

Now I promises I would sign my contract in nut butter and I am pretty sure she didn't know what I meant.

This should be fun.

Ill leave you conspiracy bitches with this.

[Corey Bull]

I’m starting to wonder about this place. Seems like everyone here is a pussy.

Your world champion is a woman. Which means every man other than me is a bitch, cause what the fuck. You let two pink nosed puppies and a pecker parking garage beat your asses? You should all be ashamed. I would be ashamed for you, but I don’t really fucking care.

I’m coming for the cunt of the streets. And I don’t care who I gotta dive through to get to ya. Man. Woman. Gender confused farm animal. Doesn’t matter. I’m gonna punt your ass and move along to what is mine.

Once I debut this roster will understand just how fucked they are. And that will happen when I am ready. Could be soon, could be later. When I decide to grace you with my presence, you’ll never fucking forget me.

Corvis told me this place would hate me. And he should know, he understands hate.