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Post by Laura Phoenix - HBIC on Jan 20, 2022 22:14:57 GMT -5
PWS: APEX PresentsRiotTuesday, February 1st, 2022Toyota Center, Houston, TexasWe are on the road to Demons Run!Singles MatchMax Delgado vs. Chris BladeRoleplays due by Sunday, January 30th, 2022 by 11:59pm Eastern5000 word maximum300 word minimum
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Post by Max Delgado on Jan 30, 2022 21:16:20 GMT -5
Are you fu-reaking kidding me? Chris Blade? Seriously? I mean, I heard from the old man that PWS was a place for people of all talent levels, bu…this guy…THIS GUY…I’m honestly surprised he’s still going. He’s been the laughing stock of PWS for years, and yet…he keeps on trucking. So…I guess…kudos to him for that? At least he’s getting the paycheck these days. It’ll be a nice first start for me, easy win. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah…
Grand Adventure
(So, I’m sitting there in my locker room, minding my own business, when there’s a knock on the door. I get up and walk over to open it, and see one of the crew members standing there.)
Crew Member: You’re needed in the interview area.
Max Delgado: No.
Crew Member:...yes.
Max Delgado: Ionwanna.
Crew Member:...too bad? Be there in five.
Max Delgado: Fiiiiiine.
(Dude walks off without saying anything else, and then I realize.)
Max Delgado: Wait, I don’t know where that is!
(Ah well, he’s gone. Guess it’s time for an adventure. So, I grab my jacket, and my camera, cause everything is recorded these days, and EVERYONE has s vlog or something. Don’t at me. I turn the camera on, and walk out of my locker room. Not really sure why, but I start talking in an Australian accent…did I mention it wasn’t a particularly GOOD accent?)
Max Delgado: Crikey! We’re here in the wild of PWS: APEX, on a grand journey, a grueling adventure to find…the elusive interview area.
(I start making my way down the hall, as I come across Audrey and Alexis. I dunno, they’re talking about something.)
Max Delgado: Oi! Here we have two of PWS’s finest ladies, Audrey Russow and Alexis Mak-Mar…Homewrecker!
(That probably wasn’t right…as now Audrey and Alexis are BOATH giving me “the look.” You know the look, guys. Yeah, that one.)
Alexis Makarios: And who the hell are you?
Max Delgado: Oh geez, where are my manners. I’m Max Delgado. Newest signing here.
Alexis Makarios: Uh…huh…so was that your way of picking a fight with a big name or something?
Max Delgado: Psh no, that was just me kidding with ya. There’s no malice behind the comment. Besides, if I wanted to do that, I’d say something to miss fiyah over there. But, I gotta find this interview area…so…byeeeee.
(Exit quickly…don’t look back…run far away.)
Max Delgado: Dios mio! It’s JR Freeman!
(Sure as hell, Freeman is stood there in front of me, as I stop.)
Max Delgado: Say, JR, I’m looking for the interview area. Mind you be a gentleman and point me in the right direction?
JR Freeman: Sure, it’s down the hall on the right.
Max Delgado: Thanks, DR. You and Alonzo do a great job every week.
JR Freeman: …what?
Max Delgado: Gotta go!
(I continue on my way, before I’m damn nearly ran over by this…nonstrosity thng speeding through the halls. I can only assume it’s the infamous Russow lawn gator, as Daniel Russow is the one driving it, with I guess that was baby Aurora with him. They go speeding past me, as I jump out of the way.)
Daniel Russow: Beep beep bitches!
Aurora Russow: Beep beep!
(I watch them pass, and shake my head.)
Max Delgado: One…nearly killed me. Two…that was kinda adorable. Three…I need one of those…sure beats the hell outta walking.
(I keep on trucking, and at long last, I make it to the interview area. I put the camera away, as I’m fit for the interview, mic and everything. I go stand next to the nice lady and wait for the cue.)
Claire Anderson: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, we’re back with one of the newest signings to PWS: APEX, and a superstar we will be seeing debut on Riot this week, Max Delgado. Thanks for taking the time to meet with us.
Max Delgado: I mean…I didn’t really have a choice. Some guy came to my loker room and told me I had to be here…
Claire Anderson: I…
(Shit, that probably wasn’t a smart answer…RECOVERY!)
Max Delgado: BUT, it’s a pleasure. Sorry, still getting used to how things work around here.
Claire Anderson: How are you finding things?
Max Delgado: Well, I’ve made friends already, and maybe an enemy. Nearly gotten killed, and it’s only day one…so…wonderful!
Claire Anderson: Wow…well, we wanted to get your thoughts ahead of your debut match this week on Riot.
Max Delgado: Ahhhh yes. THAT thing. The ole match against Blade. I really don’t know how the guy does it. I mean, after all these years, of absolutely sucking for that long, and he still manages to keep going. You’d think he’d have to call a body double or something after a while.
(Stare dead at the camera.)
Claire Anderson: So, no worry going into the match?
Max Delgado: Why would I? I mean, for christsakes…it’s BLADE! I’m pretty sure even baby Aurora Russow could beat him. Actually…I kinda wanna see that now.
Claire Anderson: What?
Max Delgado: Oh, come on! You know it would be adorable. Little Aurora pinning him for the one, two, three.
Claire Anderson: I don’t think that’s how it works.
Max Delgado: What? Handing the “family” easy wins?
Claire Anderson: Wow….
(Mayyyyybe not the thing to say?)
Max Delgado: Well…that’s all the time I got. Thanks for the interview. See everyone at Riot! Peace out!
(And with that, I leave them speechless. Or, if they did have words, I didn’t stay around long enough to have to hear them. Now, forward to Riot! Tis’ the time! Time to get Ruthless!)
….see what I did there? Cause it’s my theme song! Yeah!
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