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Post by Laura Phoenix - HBIC on Jul 16, 2021 23:17:35 GMT -5
PWS:APEX Presents - Rise To Glory Live on PPV July 27th, 2021 PWS:APEX Arena, New York Singles Match Miss Puppies vs. The Squid-Man RP Deadline is Sunday, July 25th at 11:59 pm est 300 word minimum, 5000 word maximum
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Post by Miss Puppies on Jul 17, 2021 16:28:17 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Miss Puppies who is getting ready for her match with The Squid-Man tonight at Rise To Glory in Pws: APAX Arena, NEW YORK.
As Miss Puppies is training for her match. Dirty Dogg shows up with two kegs of beer one on each shoulder. Miss Puppies looks up
Miss Puppies - DAMN YOU DOGG I WAS TRAINING. CAN'T YOU SEE.
Dirty Dogg - Training you call that training. You sitting on your big fat ass.
Dirty Dogg puts down both kegs at the same time.
Miss Puppies - BIG FAT ASS. IS THAT ALL.
Dirty Dogg - Hey I'm not the bad guy here remember it's Squidward.
Miss Puppies - You mean THE SQUID-MAN the Spongebob Squarepants reject.
Dirty Dogg - That's what I said. Holy Shit I wonder if he knows Patrick or Sandy or Mr.Crabby.
Miss Puppies - That would be awesome.
Dirty Dogg - Not as awesome as you kicking his ass and sending him back to Bikini Bottom to go see his friends.
Miss Puppies - Now if the cast of Spongebob shows up you know what to do.
Dirty Dogg - Hell hey I know what to do.
A ref shows up looking for Dirty Dogg.
Ref - I'm sorry to bother the both of you but i'm looking for Dirty Dogg have you seen him
Dirty Dogg - I'm Dirty Dogg now what the fuck do you want little man.
The ref hands Dirty Dogg an envelope. and leaves.
Dirty Dogg opens up the envelope as he starts to read the paper as his Happy face turned to angry.
Miss Puppies - What is wrong Dogg.
Dirty Dogg - She found me.
Miss Puppies - SHE found you. Meaning ?
Dirty Dogg - Yes my ex found me.
Miss Puppies - It better not be DIRTY BITCH herself.
Dirty Dogg - According to these papers me and Dirty Bitch are still married.
Miss Puppies - Married hell no.
Dirty Dogg - Don't worry. Me and you are married not me and Dirty Bitch but I was drunk with her
Miss Puppies - Now you go handle this I have A match with THE SQUID-MAN. But if your still married to her I will invite to PWS APEX. NOME BE GONE.
SCENE ENDS
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Post by The Squid-Man on Jul 25, 2021 20:34:22 GMT -5
*It’s a beautiful day at the Squidman residence. The birds are shining, the sun is singing, and the grass. After a moment or two of looking outside, the camera pans back inside, where “El hijo del padre del calamar” is waiting at his kitchen table, and notices his chair’s a little wobbly. He walks into his living room, where a box awaits.*
*Grabbing the box, he opens it with relative difficulty, revealing its contents to the camera. It’s a chair. Well, it will be. He just needs to get it assembled first!*
*Dumping the pieces out of the box, Squid-Man picks up a chair leg, trying to stick it into a hole, then realizes he needs something to keep it there. Running into the next room, he comes back with a bag of screws. Opening the screw bag and dumping them all into the garbage, he runs downstairs, then comes back a few seconds later with a “Big Box O’Nails ™” and pulls some out, hammering some nails into the lag as he puts it into the hole on the chair. He pulls out a white piece of paper, which looks to have instructions on it. He squints at it, though it’s hard to tell through the mask, and he puts it down, putting another nail into the leg of the chair. He stops for a minute, then hammers the nail one more time.*
*After another moment, he puts another leg onto the chair, nailing it in with one nail, then another, then another. Then another, then another, then another. …Then another. Finally he moves onto the third leg, hammering it in and then reading the instruction book for about 2 minutes, before turning the chair around and nailing in the 4th and final leg. He stands it up and presses down on it, looking to make sure it’s sturdy enough. Once he determines that it is, it’s time to put the back on!*
*He starts nailing the pieces of the wooden chair in place, not on the back of the chair just yet, he’s making the back first. He reads the instructions to find that the 4 long round pieces go inside the large curved piece. He nods at nobody in particular and starts putting the pieces in place. These ones just fit in snugly, but he nails them in anyway.*
*After those are all in place, he slots the back into the chair itself. He stops for a moment, then takes it out and puts it back in the other way. He then pauses, then takes it out and puts it back in the original way. He does this several more times, taking a step back. He looks it over, stroking his squiddy-chin-chin. He steps forward again, taking it out and putting it back in the other way. He stops for a minute, doing it one last time before nailing it in, with just objectively far too many nails. Squid-Man looks at the diagram of the chair, then back at his chair, then back at the diagram, then back at the chair, repeating this about 8 or 9 times before walking over and sitting on it.*
*Feeling the weight of the chair, the feeling of wood on his clothes and skin and mask, he sighs a sigh of relief. It’s been a long, well-earned sit, but god damn is it worth it. He sits in the chair like a squid, relaxing, his arms going to his sides, and then look at the camera. Looking directly into the camera, he gives a thumbs-up.*
The Squid-Man: I am a squid.
*Squid-Man’s wife, Mrs. Squidman, pops her head into the room, also in a squid mask, and walks up to him with objectively too many glasses of lemonade. She, too, gives a thumbs-up to the camera.*
Mrs. Squidman: I am also a squid.
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